Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 The 'shouty' 12 year old that sits behind me at Dens, its just about bearable if we are winning, but when we are getting beat its just too much. He also had a temper tantrum when Greg Stewart missed a penalty and started punching f**k out of a seat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 (edited) The 'shouty' 12 year old that sits behind me at Dens, its just about bearable if we are winning, but when we are getting beat its just too much. He also had a temper tantrum when Greg Stewart missed a penalty and started punching f**k out of a seat. Imsorrywontdoitagainloveyouxx didwewin? Edited October 26, 2015 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Imsorrywontdoitagainloveyouxx didwewin? Afternoon sesh Slippery? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Who takes their telly on a train? Man...that's a bad autocorrect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Mothers who think it's their divine right to attend club events with their screaming toddlers to disrupt the speeches etc. And then refuse to do anything about it, like, I dunno, remove them from the fcuking room. And then get shoutey when cheesed off folk folk call them up on it (not me btw). And then let them throw ripped up bits of newspaper into your cooked breakfast (twice) the following morning and do nothing about it. And then let them share your bunk room and constantly talk, only telling them to be quiet at the end of every sentence, only for this to be repeated x10. AND THEN complain to the committee that the club isn't very accommodating for children... in a club where members need to be 18 to join. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 What is people's obsession with getting the seats with a table on a train? Just got on train that's empty. 4 of us get on carriage. The mother and daughter grab a table. The young guy on his own grabs a table. I sit in a double seat wi no table as I fail to see why I need a table ETA. Almost to prove my point the mother and daughter get off the train and are replaced by 2 30ish lads. Both sit at the table vacated by the ladies. Do the tables give you super powers? I go home on the Edinburgh Waverley train from Glasgow and never sit down at a table if I can help it, especially in the evening time when every seat is guaranteed to be taken. Would definitely sit down at a table if I was one of the last ones on the train and it was the only option. I just don't particularly like having to watch where I'm putting my feet at all times and having my comfortable, immediate field of vision taken up by somebody's face. Means a lot of neck turning to look out the window so you're not staring at the person in front of you all the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 One of my colleagues has the same dress on as me (and looks a lot better in it!) tbh I'm having a crap day anyway so it's only a minor annoyance.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Mothers who think it's their divine right to attend club events with their screaming toddlers to disrupt the speeches etc. And then refuse to do anything about it, like, I dunno, remove them from the fcuking room. And then get shoutey when cheesed off folk folk call them up on it (not me btw). And then let them throw ripped up bits of newspaper into your cooked breakfast (twice) the following morning and do nothing about it. And then let them share your bunk room and constantly talk, only telling them to be quiet at the end of every sentence, only for this to be repeated x10. AND THEN complain to the committee that the club isn't very accommodating for children... in a club where members need to be 18 to join. I'm guessing you didn't get your hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 One of my colleagues has the same dress on as me (and looks a lot better in it!) tbh I'm having a crap day anyway so it's only a minor annoyance.. What's his name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Afternoon sesh Slippery? I'd like to say businessman's lunch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Mothers who think it's their divine right to attend club events with their screaming toddlers to disrupt the speeches etc. And then refuse to do anything about it, like, I dunno, remove them from the fcuking room. And then get shoutey when cheesed off folk folk call them up on it (not me btw). And then let them throw ripped up bits of newspaper into your cooked breakfast (twice) the following morning and do nothing about it. And then let them share your bunk room and constantly talk, only telling them to be quiet at the end of every sentence, only for this to be repeated x10. AND THEN complain to the committee that the club isn't very accommodating for children... in a club where members need to be 18 to join. ^^ no a happy mason 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Mothers who think it's their divine right to attend club events with their screaming toddlers to disrupt the speeches etc. And then refuse to do anything about it, like, I dunno, remove them from the fcuking room. And then get shoutey when cheesed off folk folk call them up on it (not me btw). And then let them throw ripped up bits of newspaper into your cooked breakfast (twice) the following morning and do nothing about it. And then let them share your bunk room and constantly talk, only telling them to be quiet at the end of every sentence, only for this to be repeated x10. AND THEN complain to the committee that the club isn't very accommodating for children... in a club where members need to be 18 to join. Also people that take their kids to non-kid friendly places. I don't want to sit in a coffee shop with greetin kids. It destroys the ambiance. People like that should go to Burger King or IKEA or wherever that type of thing is acceptable. Horrible, selfish b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 I go home on the Edinburgh Waverley train from Glasgow and never sit down at a table if I can help it, especially in the evening time when every seat is guaranteed to be taken. Would definitely sit down at a table if I was one of the last ones on the train and it was the only option. I just don't particularly like having to watch where I'm putting my feet at all times and having my comfortable, immediate field of vision taken up by somebody's face. Means a lot of neck turning to look out the window so you're not staring at the person in front of you all the time. Absolutely this! It's clearly all the ugly weirdo's on here that sit at tables, I hate sitting staring at my Mrs on train journey never mind one of you lot. Unless I'm in a party of at least 3 then I avoid like the plague. For a start there's definitely less legroom when someone sits across from you, I don't mind 'knee-knocking' (ooo-er) with someone I know but f**k actually touching a stranger, yeeeuuch!!! I've had so many years of experience getting the train the essential kit is headphones, book and tablet. You never need to interact with the 'outside' world at all if you just leave your tickets on the wee tray table. There was nutter patrolling the train when I was coming back on the late service from the Fringe a couple of months ago and they were stopping at every table for a chat. I felt extremely *smug*! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 (edited) Kids that cry and scream on flights. They should have soundproof cupboards to lock the little fuckers in, for the duration of the flight. Edited October 26, 2015 by MONKMAN 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrestersKTID Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Dropping things when i've got a bag on one shoulder. 9 times out of ten the bag comes off. the other time it's a big win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 People who clap when a plane lands. It's the pilot's job to land the plane safely, why applaud? Are you applauded for completing a word document? Cretins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 People who clap when a plane lands. It's the pilot's job to land the plane safely, why applaud? Are you applauded for completing a word document? Cretins. I didn't know people did that. Is it a peasant airline thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Weegies, mostly, from my experience. Did they have a whip round for the pilot too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 People who clap when a plane lands. It's the pilot's job to land the plane safely, why applaud? Are you applauded for completing a word document? Cretins. I've seen people clap in the cinema, at the end of a film. Kooks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 I high fived someone at the football once. Roon ye's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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