bob the tank Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 One of my colleagues has the same dress on as me (and looks a lot better in it!) tbh I'm having a crap day anyway so it's only a minor annoyance.. Post a pic and let the P&B masses decide, Redhead. You might win and that'll make your day better 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 When you go to the St Enochs Centre for an eye test and the place is full of thousands of wee lassies desperate to see some stupid wee boy that posts videos of himself on Youtube. WTF is happening in the world? Why do people care about these self absorbed c***s? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 I've seen people clap in the cinema, at the end of a film. Kooks. I've seen that once, but can't remember what film it was. I've no issue with it tbh. I know it's slightly different, but folk clap at the theatre. Aye there are folk at the theatre there to receive the applause, but at the cinema it's still a form of recognition even if the actors can't hear or see you The best thing I ever witnessed at the pictures was during Skyfall. It was the scene in the old mansion when the guy shot a fella with a shotgun and said "Welcome to Scotland". The audience cheered 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Folk saying red meat and processed meats give you cancer. The doctor told me to eat more red meat a couple of months ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Folk saying red meat and processed meats give you cancer. The doctor told me to eat more red meat a couple of months ago. Take the hint. Your doctor doesn't like you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 (edited) Folk saying red meat and processed meats give you cancer. The doctor told me to eat more red meat a couple of months ago. It's obvious. Your doctor hates you. To the point, he wants you to suffer slowly. What have you done to him? ETA he hates you twice, it would seem. Pipped by Pittsburgh Phil. Edited October 26, 2015 by Dee Dee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 My lower back is pretty dam sore Too much meat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Folk saying red meat and processed meats give you cancer. The doctor told me to eat more red meat a couple of months ago. Was he pointing to his groin at the time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Folk saying red meat and processed meats give you cancer. The doctor told me to eat more red meat a couple of months ago. That was your butcher m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 That was your butcher m8. They both wear white coats, tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 When you're out and about and your wi-fi on your phone is automatically trying to log on to sites like BT Openzone who want about 50 quid a minute so you turn your wi-fi off then you get home later and start surfing the web and you realise after about an hour that you've been eating into your data allowance because you're not automatically logged into your own wi-fi because you had to turn the fucking thing off earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 I get that all the time Dee Man its annoying as f**k I also get annoyed when swimmers in the slow lane at the pool feel that they can swim at a completely unacceptable slow pace, theres often some fat old woman doing back stroke and i can't do my proper amount of lengths coz someones going too slow but then the fast lane is the opposite and too aggressive. The fat old women may as well go to the main bit of the pool because it doesn't matter if they bump into anyone because they are going so slowly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 My lower back is pretty dam soreWere you using the Hoover? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 When you're out and about and your wi-fi on your phone is automatically trying to log on to sites like BT Openzone who want about 50 quid a minute so you turn your wi-fi off then you get home later and start surfing the web and you realise after about an hour that you've been eating into your data allowance because you're not automatically logged into your own wi-fi because you had to turn the fucking thing off earlier. Yeah this is incredibly annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 (edited) When you are participating in a facebook hill/mountain identification quiz ( f**k off, I'll live my life how I like)and someone posts the answer you already posted hours ago. Read the thread you daft boot. Edited October 26, 2015 by invergowrie arab 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Dam these puns... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Aswan way of looking at it I suppose.Maybe he's a Gardiner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 I do like pumpkinsSee your doctor, something will turnip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 He'll help get to the root of the problem, that's for sure.Beet it you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 A pal put up on his facebook that he'd been racially abused outside his place of work in the centre of Glasgow today. Absolutely riles me how many uneducated and classless people there are in this part of the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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