1320Lichtie Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Aye, fireworks are totally pish. I seen an incredible display when I lived in Perth (Australia, no Tayside) to be fair but here I find the displays incredibly dull. Bright lights and loud noises, woopty fucking do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Strange stuff on Thursday night. Looking out the window at about half ten made me think I was living in a 70s horror film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Aye, fireworks are totally pish. I seen an incredible display when I lived in Perth (Australia, no Tayside) to be fair but here I find the displays incredibly dull. Bright lights and loud noises, woopty fucking do. You are well travelled then, off you f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 (edited) Fireworks are brilliant and animals are shit Edited November 7, 2015 by Fudge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 I have a wee crack in a tooth that i can't stop putting my tongue into and its sharp and hurts to lick it I had this twenty years ago with one of my teeth; hurt like a b*****d whenever I touched the crack with my nail. Told my alcoholic dentist about it, and his sage advice was to "stop fucking touching it, then". In fairness to the old soak (RIP), it's never given me a problem since then. Just gave it a quick poke for old times' sake, and jumped out of my skin like a cat with a firecracker up its arse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 FFS, I wasn't angry, I never got my hole and I never had a Big Mac. ^^^ the Scottish Bill Clinton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Got the subway from Buchanan St after walking my mate's lad towards his bus stop. On subway usual shite, cuntz doubling over themselves via the hold bars. Got to destination, no bother. Drinks ordered, cunto offering a cubicle for some reason. I reposted I've not had much luck for a while but I'm not gay. Anyway, a mind head later I order my pizza for the road. No bother but when I get out some ginger w**k stain I was talking to along with his dad wants a go. I can't fight sleep so tried to work around their aggression. Eventually I said get your cheese n chips you ginger wanks and I'll happily wait for my pizza Nice pizza but fucking swampy rots 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Home safe, jaggy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 I don't have Facebook but have been told that there's a Kilmarnock fan who looks like Ruth Davidson and a Thistle fan who is a borderline alcoholic who walks his dog in Kelvingrove Park every morning and posts weather updates. I've always imagined the latter is jagfox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Home safe, jaggy? Cheers Migz. Safe home. Nae bather. I didn't even have to bend my umbrella over a dafties head:) Today was a good day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Carrying something heavy and no c**t moves out your way on the pavement. They were going to walk down the middle and expect everyone else to get out their way, no matter what. Humanity is just a collection of self-obsessed arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Carrying something heavy and no c**t moves out your way on the pavement. They were going to walk down the middle and expect everyone else to get out their way, no matter what. Humanity is just a collection of self-obsessed arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antti Niemi Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 When podcasts adopt some shitey Garage Band intro theme created by a random listener and start playing it at the start of every episode. Ruined The Worst Idea Of All Time and it's making it bloody hard to keep going with James Bonding too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 FFS, I wasn't angry, I never got my hole and I never had a Big Mac. There's quite a lot of bellends on here going around giving it big licks and yesterday was just one of the days I couldn't be arsed with it. That's all there is to it, honest. Mate if she'd rather have a McDonald's than shag , you have a problem. Brush up on your technique and the last thing that'll cross her mind is fucking McDonald's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 (edited) Mate if she'd rather have a McDonald's than shag , you have a problem. Brush up on your technique and the last thing that'll cross her mind is fucking McDonald's. She could combine both and stick a 'Filet o Fish' up her crack. Edited November 8, 2015 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 This is starting to remind me of the lassie who traded sexual favours for KFC. Was that a thread on here, or another dream like the one where Biggie and Moz put their differences aside and wrestled in front of the open fire? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Dave's posts have been homo-erotic based today, more so than usual. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Throttle him, Biggie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 I'm Oliver Reid, he's Master Bates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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