Stellaboz Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I'm not sticking my finger up my arse with cream! I've had to use depositories for this years ago, maybe rhey could work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I'm not sticking my finger up my arse with cream! I've had to use depositories for this years ago, maybe rhey could work There's your problem, you've got a three piece suite stuck up there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I'm not sticking my finger up my arse with cream! I've had to use depositories for this years ago, maybe rhey could work Thought you'd made a typo there, but... de·pos·i·tar·y dəˈpäzəˌterē/ noun plural noun: depositories a person to whom something is lodged in trust. ...maybe just a different one to the one I'd thought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I'm not sticking my finger up my arse with cream! I've had to use depositories for this years ago, maybe rhey could work You should book an appointment somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Thought you'd made a typo there, but... de·pos·i·tar·y dəˈpäzəˌterē/ noun plural noun: depositories a person to whom something is lodged in trust. ...maybe just a different one to the one I'd thought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Where was the water coming from? I'd like to think that problem was resolved too...Through the roof. Some boys had come up before and put a bit of tarpaulin over the affected area, so I'm sure it'll be fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 jd.jpg All the worst crimes take place in or around depositories. Something should be done before we lose another president (or, worse, P&B poster). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Some boys had come up before and put a bit of tarpaulin over the affected area.Stellaboz should try that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Just sellotape some rice around the affected area. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Up and out early this morning to go to the library to take a book out before anything else to save time on the way home. Never had my wallet in my bag, so no card to get in. Raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Up and out early this morning to go to the library to take a book out before anything else to save time on the way home. Never had my wallet in my bag, so no card to get in. Raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Up and out early this morning to go to the library to take a book out before anything else to save time on the way home. Never had my wallet in my bag, so no card to get in. Raging. What's wrong with that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Parcel getting delivered today by TNT. Just tracked it online. Apparently they tried to deliver at 9.30 this morning but nobody was in. My car was parked in the drive and my arse was parked on the fucking couch. No delivery slip on the mailbox either. Jobsworth wankers made no attempt to deliver it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Parcel getting delivered today by TNT. Just tracked it online. Apparently they tried to deliver at 9.30 this morning but nobody was in. My car was parked in the drive and my arse was parked on the fucking couch. No delivery slip on the mailbox either. Jobsworth wankers made no attempt to deliver it. They're not jobsworths if they're not doing their job. They're the very opposite, whatever that is. Lazy c***s maybe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 They're not jobsworths if they're not doing their job. They're the very opposite, whatever that is. Lazy c***s maybe? True. The useless c***s never tried to deliver anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Whenever I see TNT, I get the image of an old fashioned round, black bomb with a burning fuse and bomb written on it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Parcel getting delivered today by TNT. Just tracked it online. Apparently they tried to deliver at 9.30 this morning but nobody was in. My car was parked in the drive and my arse was parked on the fucking couch. No delivery slip on the mailbox either. Jobsworth wankers made no attempt to deliver it. 'Zat the door? Nah, must be hearing things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Whenever I see TNT, I get the image of an old fashioned round, black bomb with a burning fuse and bomb written on it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 'Zat the door? Nah, must be hearing things. That is utterly vile, as are all fat people. Please don't do that again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 It's generally in there because I don't need it with me aside from when have other stuff to carry. Which wasn't the case on Monday, obviously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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