BFTD Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Is Craiglist still a thing in the UK? I had assumed it'd gone the way of the dodo and Alloa Athletic's hopes of staying up. Not sure. I'd reckon you'll have a better idea of where to find strangers willing to hack off body parts TBH. Come back tomorrow night RE: the Wasps. If we fail to dispatch that rotten Morton side, then I think the fat lady's sung. Good luck with your own struggles, BTW. General consensus on here seems to be that relegation would be a financial disaster for Killie...for whatever that's worth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Not sure. I'd reckon you'll have a better idea of where to find strangers willing to hack off body parts TBH. Come back tomorrow night RE: the Wasps. If we fail to dispatch that rotten Morton side, then I think the fat lady's sung. Good luck with your own struggles, BTW. General consensus on here seems to be that relegation would be a financial disaster for Killie...for whatever that's worth Killie are a disaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Ignore Donnie's pish about potassium; he's just trying to cause you harm. A banana doesn't contain a harmful amount of potassium. How am I talking pish? http://scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=2204 A wee article detailing how potassium prevents cramps. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Continually walked past/behind a girl from work on the way home tonight. I kept going in front, and she would catch up at traffic lights. Felt like Father Ted and the "Good luck with the book" bit. Nightmare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 A banana doesn't contain a harmful amount of potassium. How am I talking pish? http://scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=2204 A wee article detailing how potassium prevents cramps. FFS, yer man was having a wee joke with you. Wind yer neck in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I feel like I'm going to have a explosive dose of the shits, but currently all I'm doing is sitting on the bog, farting and firing out wee pellets. Something horrific is coming though. I'll keep you all posted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I feel like I'm going to have a explosive dose of the shits, but currently all I'm doing is sitting on the bog, farting and firing out wee pellets. Something horrific is coming though. I'll keep you all posted. #PrayForTheBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 A banana doesn't contain a harmful amount of potassium. How am I talking pish? http://scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=2204 A wee article detailing how potassium prevents cramps. Wisbit has convinced me not to believe 'facts' acquired by so-called 'experts'. Find me an absolute roaster who believes in this potassium nonsense and I'll think about it. Oh, wait...problem solved! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Our household had horrific grumbling tummies last week, with mucho flatulence and little follow-through, but we all figured it was just something to do with swallowing massive amounts of phlegm. We had the cold; it's not a new diet technique or anything. Hardly any of us died or shat ourselves, if that makes everyone feel a little better about their survival prospects. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Goalkeepers? Cloth caps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 #PrayForTheBear f**k knows what's going on. I've got the cramps, the sweaty top lip, the arse twitching like a rabbits nose, but when I try to get down to the brass tacks of getting rid of it, all I'm getting is some fairly impressive flatulance. It's all been very disappointing. Sorry guys. I know you were all hoping for something more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Castor oil enema. Quickly, before you have time to think it's too late. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 The letting agents that own my flat has changed hands, and this involved the old guys cutting off our broadband as they'd set it up for us through a pre-existing account with Sky. I phoned Sky yesterday to open up a new account/contract but they need the landline number for the property.. A number that only the previous letting agents have and they've done a runner, with nobody able to get a hold of them. So, until we somehow manage to get this number, Sky can't cancel this existing account in order to open a new one. Meaning we're Internet-less for the foreseeable. b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garybs Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 The letting agents that own my flat has changed hands, and this involved the old guys cutting off our broadband as they'd set it up for us through a pre-existing account with Sky. I phoned Sky yesterday to open up a new account/contract but they need the landline number for the property.. A number that only the previous letting agents have and they've done a runner, with nobody able to get a hold of them. So, until we somehow manage to get this number, Sky can't cancel this existing account in order to open a new one. Meaning we're Internet-less for the foreseeable. b*****ds. Can you not just plug a phone in & dial a mobile or is the phone line completely dead? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Can you not just plug a phone in & dial a mobile or is the phone line completely dead? I think the phone line is dead, but we don't even have a landline phone/cable to plug in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garybs Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I think the phone line is dead, but we don't even have a landline phone/cable to plug in.I see, if the lines dead surely sky should be able to reactivate it on a new number as though you've just moved in then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I see, if the lines dead surely sky should be able to reactivate it on a new number as though you've just moved in then Ach, I've asked the new letting company if they have it, waiting on a response. Failing that, I'll just ask Sky to do as you've just described there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garybs Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Ach, I've asked the new letting company if they have it, waiting on a response. Failing that, I'll just ask Sky to do as you've just described there.Hopefully it gets sorted for you soon then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 If people could learn to drive in low sun properly, that would be grand. Two pile ups in two days on the A9. Missed both by minutes thankfully. *It could have been me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 (edited) The letting agents that own my flat has changed hands, and this involved the old guys cutting off our broadband as they'd set it up for us through a pre-existing account with Sky. I phoned Sky yesterday to open up a new account/contract but they need the landline number for the property.. A number that only the previous letting agents have and they've done a runner, with nobody able to get a hold of them. So, until we somehow manage to get this number, Sky can't cancel this existing account in order to open a new one. Meaning we're Internet-less for the foreseeable. b*****ds. If you have a phone to plug in, if the line is with BT rather than Sky, dial 17070 and it will tell you the number. edit: It might work with a "Sky" line as well, I'm not sure. Edited February 9, 2016 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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