capybara Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 The Long man roundabout in Inverness. Never fail to get stuck there. Bloody silly lights that stop traffic flow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Put order in at counter and pay. Get a receipt with a number on it, take a seat or stand out way if seats full. Everything cooked to order. Number called, Salt and vinegar on everything, lots of vinegar, take order and leave. Too right. Discipline in the chip shop has gone to the dogs. I can remember when you said "Haddock and Chips, Sir." I blame the parents, the teachers and the EU. The sooner we take control of our own affairs the better - and that means proper behaviour and civility in the chip shop, the way it use to be in the good ole days. Oh dear, where has my medication gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Too right. Discipline in the chip shop has gone to the dogs. I can remember when you said "Haddock and Chips, Sir." I blame the parents, the teachers and the EU. The sooner we take control of our own affairs the better - and that means proper behaviour and civility in the chip shop, the way it use to be in the good ole days. Oh dear, where has my medication gone. What "meds" you need, our chipper sells most of yer general prescription requirements. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I saw a vacancy for a Chipmeisterubenfuhrer. Would that be of any interest to you? I realise that my recent complaint may not be world threatening, it is petty but it annoys me and where better to express it than on this thread. Exactly. If you stand at the counter while they're cooking your fish then you're blocking the people behind from coming forward and ordering. My chippy fries the fish to order but has the steak pies and white puddings and stuff on the hotplate (whatever that thing is called) so people buying one of those can be served and out the shop before the fish is ready. There is another local chippy that I use, only as a last resort, where they serve the queue in order so even if what you want is available they won't serve you 'til you are at the head of the queue. That also annoys me. The chippy to which I originally referred isn't really busy enough to merit numbered service order but they take your order and payment as you come in. The staff then reel off the orders to the "cook" in the order they are taken. If some are ready before others then it is no great problem to let the customer in at the "sauce station" to get it. Anyway I don't want to elevate this beyond my pettiness of the situation so I'll leave it there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 The Long man roundabout in Inverness. Never fail to get stuck there. Bloody silly lights that stop traffic flow. Takes me about 15 minutes every morning to get over the Kessock Bridge because of those fucking lights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Folk entering petrol stations through the exit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 The Flying Scotsman at King's Cross has been turned in to an ordinary pub. No more Jack the Rippers. Where am I supposed to exploit vulnerable East European women for a pound now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 The Flying Scotsman at King's Cross has been turned in to an ordinary pub. No more Jack the Rippers. Where am I supposed to exploit vulnerable East European women for a pound now? You could buy a tattie field. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Folk entering petrol stations through the exit. .. and Folk exiting petrol stations through the entrance 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 (edited) The wife going on a night out tonight. Five of them are meeting at one lassie's house an hour before a gig. One hour. They currently have: - Two pizzas(one of which the wife is taking and is the size of a fucking dinner table) - A ONE HUNDRED PIECE Indian buffet platter - Three share size bags of crisps - Litres of vodka - Prosecco - a case of Stella - bottles of shots Five of them have sixty minutes for all that. Daft bints. Edited May 27, 2016 by Monster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 What's the consensus on taking drink to another persons house and not drinking it? I would assume once it's left its no longer yours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 The wife going on a night out tonight. Five of them are meeting at one lassie's house an hour before a gig. One hour. They currently have: - Two pizzas(one of which the wife is taking and is the size of a fucking dinner table) - A ONE HUNDRED PIECE Indian buffet platter - Three share size bags of crisps - Litres of vodka - Prosecco - a case of Stella - bottles of shots Five of them have sixty minutes for all that. Daft bints. Your wife's man must be a right fat b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 What's the consensus on taking drink to another persons house and not drinking it? I would assume once it's left its no longer yours. Etiquette demands you leave it. It becomes property of the host or hostess. This is why I actively talked her out of buying another bottle of prosecco and a case of Stella in the supermarket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Your wife's man must be a right fat b*****d. I don't know.....do you mean I'm a fat b*****d? I mean, i am, but she's taking the food to....unless you mean she has another bloke? I'm lost, you need to be clearer with your #bantz meight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 The wife going on a night out tonight. Five of them are meeting at one lassie's house an hour before a gig. One hour. They currently have: - Two pizzas(one of which the wife is taking and is the size of a fucking dinner table) - A ONE HUNDRED PIECE Indian buffet platter - Three share size bags of crisps - Litres of vodka - Prosecco - a case of Stella - bottles of shots Five of them have sixty minutes for all that. Daft bints. What's the address of this house? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 (edited) What's the address of this house? Wait for me. Edited May 27, 2016 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 The address of the house is: 123 Fake Street. Don't forget your party poppers boys. 🹠0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 This week I have worked 64 hours, plus 11 hours traveling time on top. The weather has been mostly nice. F*ck everyone who has been able to take advantage of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Folk in filter lanes who sit there until the arrow changes green, even though there is f**k all coming. Just go you dildo. Those points on your license aren't reward points btw. I take it this is a green and then if all else fails filter? Not a straight arrow and direction arrow light? Saw one yesterday that flashes amber when you can go and doesnt light when you cant. Weird Etiquette demands you leave it. It becomes property of the host or hostess. This is why I actively talked her out of buying another bottle of prosecco and a case of Stella in the supermarket. Saaaakes. Own goal lad. Let her buy it and talk her out of taking it when you 'learn' the timescale. Booze for you and she doesnt feel bad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Own goal lad. lad. GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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