Honest_Man#1 Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 I drive an Audi but have to admit that there seems to be a significant increase in the number of arseholes driving them. I'd still say BMW is the car of choice for the non-indicating, terrible drivers in the majority though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 At my old work, the rule was that if you wanted cake on your birthday, you brought it, thus allowing anyone who didn't like you to avoid chipping in for a gift, and for you to make it clear who you didn't like by not offering them any. Generally worked fairly well, although I remember one guy who brought in a cake on his birthday and ate the whole thing himself. (Wasn't me, wish I had thought of it first though). As for drivers who don't indicate, I drive a BMW and I indicate, the mrs drives an Audi and indicates, the arsehole next door drives a jaguar, and generally acts like a c*nt. Take from that what you will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Do police give you an on the spot fine if they catch you not indicating like they do when you are caught without a seat belt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Do police give you an on the spot fine if they catch you not indicating like they do when you are caught without a seat belt? I don't think it's actually a legal requirement to use your indicators, although depending on the situation, not using them could be considered careless or reckless driving 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 I don't think it's actually a legal requirement to use your indicators, although depending on the situation, not using them could be considered careless or reckless driving Which is absolutely ridiculous considering you get a £60 on the spot fine for not wearing your seat belt which is far less dangerous. You can even get that fine for not wearing the belt in the back of a taxi! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 not wearing your seat belt which is far less dangerous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Well not wearing a seat belt isn't going to be the cause of the accident, it puts the driver at greater risk yes but it isn't a direct cause of accidents where as not indicating can be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Well not wearing a seat belt isn't going to be the cause of the accident, it puts the driver at greater risk yes but it isn't a direct cause of accidents where as not indicating can be. An indicator is by the meaning of the word an indication. You shouldn't trust any other driver to indicate, or even a driver who is indicating anyway. Plenty times people who do indicate leave them on afterwards by mistake. If you pull out to turn when a car is indicating, and try to blame them for it, you'll probably be told that it's your fault for not waiting until the road was clear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 At my old work, the rule was that if you wanted cake on your birthday, you brought it, thus allowing anyone who didn't like you to avoid chipping in for a gift, and for you to make it clear who you didn't like by not offering them any. Generally worked fairly well, although I remember one guy who brought in a cake on his birthday and ate the whole thing himself. (Wasn't me, wish I had thought of it first though). As for drivers who don't indicate, I drive a BMW and I indicate, the mrs drives an Audi and indicates, the arsehole next door drives a jaguar, and generally acts like a c*nt. Take from that what you will. The only conclusion that I can draw from that is that you live in a fairly affluent neighbourhood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 The only conclusion that I can draw from that is that you live in a fairly affluent neighbourhood. Are you his next door neighbour? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 An indicator is by the meaning of the word an indication. You shouldn't trust any other driver to indicate, or even a driver who is indicating anyway. Plenty times people who do indicate leave them on afterwards by mistake. If you pull out to turn when a car is indicating, and try to blame them for it, you'll probably be told that it's your fault for not waiting until the road was clear. I'm still bitter about the time i got done for not wearing my seat belt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Are you his next door neighbour? No. My immediate neighbours are a church and a small cottage. One thing I can say about the sky fairy fuckwits is that they make great neighbours; never a peep out of them. The guy in the cottage had a noisy dog which is a bone of contention (no pun intended). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 No. My immediate neighbours are a church and a small cottage. One thing I can say about the sky fairy fuckwits is that they make great neighbours; never a peep out of them. The guy in the cottage had a noisy dog which is a bone of contention (no pun intended). That's why cats are better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Cats 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 That's why cats are better. I've certainly never heard a cat bark. If you have dependency issues then maybe keeping a cat is better than keeping a dog. Personally I've never had any desire to keep any sort of pet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 The only conclusion that I can draw from that is that you live in a fairly affluent neighbourhood. The flat downstairs have a corsa - how does that fit your stereotyping? But yes, I do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 As for drivers who don't indicate, I drive a BMW and I indicate, the mrs drives an Audi and indicates, the arsehole next door drives a jaguar, and generally acts like a c*nt. Yes you indicate but is it left for turning left and right for turning right or do you try not to be so predictable? Please clarify. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Yes you indicate but is it left for turning left and right for turning right or do you try not to be so predictable? Please clarify. I generally indicate when I think other drivers are complete c*nts. Occasionally, I also do this on P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 I've certainly never heard a cat bark. If you have dependency issues then maybe keeping a cat is better than keeping a dog. Personally I've never had any desire to keep any sort of pet. Good to know 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 I always indicate. But on the opposite side. f**k the system. You must be one of these old b*****ds, for it is always them, that indicate right when coming off a circle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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