Adam Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] It really is no laughing matter, I thought one of the cats had taken a dump and then realised it was my arse, horrible.Nothing to do with spice either, I like hot food, and only went hot rather than extra hot, but this was an unbelievable lashing on the khazi. I've had a South Indian Garlic Chilli washed down with four beers and been right as rain the following day, but this? Jesus f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 My arse was still in total disarray at about 6pm tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 19 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Unpopular opinion coming up then.... McDonalds pishes all over Burger King in every aspect I can think of. McDonalds' core range is probably better - I'd take one of their cheeseburgers over a BK for instance, but the one-offs BK do are way better. The mushroom/Swiss cheese and the Angry Whoppers were immense. McDonalds fall down there - they just seem to reissue the same things over and over again named after a random US state most people have heard of, hence no Delaware BBQ or New Hampshire Melt yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 15 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Anyone who enjoys eating animal skin is a mink. Don't feel bad about it, it's probably not your fault. I thought they made coats out of them but I suppose they could eat their flesh once the pelt has been sliced away from their bodies? Beastly business the fur trade eh. G-Bo(re) -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Sunday morning peace shattered by police chopper over my gaff. Someone probably put their recycling out too early in the morning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 4 hours ago, throbber said: I didn't get my nandos yesterday - instead went to bread meats bread and thought it was pretty average despite people banging on about it all time. Thinks Bread Meats Bread is pretty average but sings the praises of Nandos? You disappoint me, throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 1 hour ago, throbber said: What's wrong with a duvet day? Come on Throbs you know there's a whole world of P&B etiquette & rules, you have to obey. G-Bo(re) -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 [emoji4] [emoji848]Dinghies [emoji6] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Sunday morning peace shattered by police chopper over my gaff. Someone probably put their recycling out too early in the morning f**k me, that thing's about to crash - the rotor thingies have stopped! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 2 hours ago, throbber said: What's wrong with a duvet day? I'd suggest it is because "duvet days" are days you'd stay in bed instead of going to work, rather than just generic "stay in bed days". This is P&B, however, so it's probably because the term "duvet day" is not one a grown man (or even you) should be using. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 (edited) 4 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: f**k me, that thing's about to crash - the rotor thingies have stopped! Felled by throbber's drone. Edited August 21, 2016 by Shandon Par Typo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Just now, throbber said: I don't actually have a duvet over me I'm just calling it a duvet day as its a day I'm not going to go out and do anything and eat and drink what ever i want! Then the word you're looking for is "Sunday". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Folk that stand outside in the street then have shouted conversations with other folk inside the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Then the word you're looking for is "Sunday". And what a beautiful one it is to [emoji41] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 I don't actually have a duvet over me I'm just calling it a duvet day as its a day I'm not going to go out and do anything and eat and drink what ever i want! A moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips. But you go girl, everyone is entitled to a cheat day on duvet day. Especially after a date night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 6 minutes ago, throbber said: I think i'm going to treat myself to a foot spa. Really give yourself a treat and do both of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 f**k me, that thing's about to crash - the rotor thingies have stopped! Pilot error obvs.Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Well i suppose i do like a lazy Sunday on the couch but i usually go out and about for a few hours rather than just rise from my bed and laze about all day. The only times I've ever had a "duvet day" is when me & the bird have been trocious on the swedge & chae the previous night, and I know that popping a filth flick on the DVD will end up with her being quite happy to wear a pus like a painters radio before we order pizza and watch Easties. Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 5 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: Folk that stand outside in the street then have shouted conversations with other folk inside the house. Usually the one hanging out of the window is asking the other to pick up an ounce on their way back from the pharmacy. Amazing what folk are willing to yell about in public. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Eddie fucking Butler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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