smpar Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Aye I have seen then hanging from trees. c***s must think the shite fairy collects them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 14 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: My 365 account is empty, so went in to the bookies to put a coupon on. Didn't notice Wimbledon had started, the guy on the counter asked if I wanted to include. Being the jocular gay I am, I said yes, unless they're 2 down. Oh how we laughed! The Wombles have scored two goals in a minute, 3-2 now 8 minutes left. Sack that 3-3, 3 goals in two minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 11 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: The Wombles have scored two goals in a minute, 3-2 now 8 minutes left. Sack that 3-3, 3 goals in two minutes. f**k me, 94 minutes and the Wombles steal it, 3-4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 I backed Wimbledon at HT. Lovely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 4 minutes ago, calum_gers said: I backed Wimbledon at HT. Lovely. What odds you get? Some come back there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 9/1. Themselves & AC Milan who were evens. 19/1 in total. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 1 minute ago, calum_gers said: 9/1. Themselves & AC Milan who were evens. 19/1 in total. Arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 (edited) I can't believe that. I got in, put BT on in time to see the team in blue score. Gave a wee internal cheer, before taking a closer look and realising Wimbledon were in their change strip. I put it off and did my ironing. If the rest of the line is up. I'm going back to do a wee dance like Winston in Still Game. Edited December 4, 2016 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3573927/Agony-50-50-mum-Women-held-upper-hand-custody-battles-fathers-winning-EQUAL-access-mothers-struggling-cope.html Oh no Heaven forbid that Father's get equal rights in custody battles? It has been fucking unequal for decades. Such fucking bullshit honestly, read the biased tone in the article, further proof the mail is the worst paper going and isn't even fit to be used as emergency toilet paper Having had extensive experience of this arena. I can firmly say it's got a long long way to go before it's evened up.You certainly don't hear many women calling for equality in this area, as it is definitely heavily in their favour. Despite them being the antagonists mostly.Just judging by story and other experiences, they are struggling with it because they aren't getting their own way, simple as that.The Mail should be carpet bombed out of existence, a horrible wrag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Somebody crashed into my neighbours car last night. It rammed into my car and took out the my and my neighbours dykes as well. Cheers for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Films that can't decide their volume Level, just watched Interstellar on Blu Ray and i kept on being deafened by the special effects scenes cause I had to turn the volume up during dialog scenes, I must have had to f**k with the volume on my TV 10 times during. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 And no one's picked up on Sarge outing himself as a jocular gay? Really? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 4 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: Somebody crashed into my neighbours car last night. It rammed into my car and took out the my and my neighbours dykes as well. Cheers for that. I fucking will be if that line comes up after that start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 You're not having a great day posting-wise, are you, Sarge? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 (edited) Just now, Lisa Cuddy said: You're not having a great day posting-wise, are you, Sarge? Have I ever? ETA, I see what you mean now. Edited December 4, 2016 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Just now, Bairnardo said: At least hes happy I think it's dementia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 I'd swear I just read a post from Sarge about him doing his ironing. The world has gone mad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Just now, Shandon Par said: I'd swear I just read a post from Sarge about him doing his ironing. The world has gone mad. Every Sunday. In a day that keeps getting better. I just looked at the coupon properly and the Wimbledon game has been voided. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 (edited) 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I'd swear I just read a post from Sarge about him doing his ironing. The world has gone mad. Edited December 4, 2016 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 4 hours ago, deej said: Horse shit. If your wee dog does a wee shite at the side of the path and you leave it you can get fined. Yet you can let your massive horse leave a huge pile of shite in the middle that I've to actively avoid. Dug shites toxic, horse shite isnae. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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