Newbornbairn Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 Fucknuggets who have their foglights on at the slightest hint of mist then keep them on in seven miles of tailbacks on the M8 through Glasgow. Do they think the car 2ft behind them can't see them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 Running out of windscreen wash when the windscreen gets dirty as fck every few miles and having to use the rest of a wee bottle of drinking water in order to see to get home. And braking far too late when going into a parking bay on the A90 that I was barely parked in it at the far end. Oops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 Running out of windscreen wash when the windscreen gets dirty as fck every few miles and having to use the rest of a wee bottle of drinking water in order to see to get home. And braking far too late when going into a parking bay on the A90 that I was barely parked in it at the far end. Oops. I did the exact same thing on Sunday, albeit I just decided to drive home blind. Interestingly enough it was the A90 I was on too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 Top tip - drive right up the back of a truck or bus and let the spray clear your windscreen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Some threads/discussion points are wasted in the Top Five forum. If some of them were just in GN then we'd have some cracking threads going on IMO. The Pish People Post On Facebook is a prime example. It should be moved to GN. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 The bus stop planning where I work at Kintore. -I- is a lazy diagram representing a junction. One bus stop is up the middle 'I' part, another on the right - part, with both of the buses they serve heading left and timetabled to arrive within two mins of each (they rarely do though as they're rather unreliable). The result is having to stand on the corner and bolt the best part of 50m in the direction that sees a bus appear first. Why they can't put a single stop on the left to catch both is beyond me. Could pick one and gamble on it, but the frequent result is seeing the other one pass by and then have to wait 10-15 for the one you're at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atfccfc Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Fidgety people on trains! Woman beside me has been up and down 5 times in 2 hours! Plus she won't sit still! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 9 minutes ago, atfccfc said: Fidgety people on trains! Woman beside me has been up and down 5 times in 2 hours! Plus she won't sit still! ^^ atfccfc never showered this morning.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atfccfc Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 22 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: ^^ atfccfc never showered this morning.. Had one on St Andrews day. Still fresh as a daisy. Next one due Christmas day.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Was on the train to Waverley last weekend and the second the train pulled away from Haymarket a woman was up and standing at the exit. Stood there for 5mins as we crawled through the tunnel just itching for the wee door light to come on. Mental behaviour. I myself didn't move from my seat until I could feel the brakes being applied which meant my standing time at the doors was around 2 seconds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 I don't understand that either. Folk get up to put their jackets on around Cove when coming to Aberdeen. Morons, there's room for 2 more cans in that time! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 I HATE people that do that. They often seem to be slow movers too, which means that after exiting the train (or bus) they hold everyone else up by tottering along like fuds. There should be a law passed that fast-moving people are given prioritisation in any queue situation. This would result in less congestion and frustration. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Gaz FFC said: Was on the train to Waverley last weekend and the second the train pulled away from Haymarket a woman was up and standing at the exit. Stood there for 5mins as we crawled through the tunnel just itching for the wee door light to come on. Mental behaviour. I myself didn't move from my seat until I could feel the brakes being applied which meant my standing time at the doors was around 2 seconds 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: I don't understand that either. Folk get up to put their jackets on around Cove when coming to Aberdeen. Morons, there's room for 2 more cans in that time! 1 hour ago, milton75 said: I HATE people that do that. They often seem to be slow movers too, which means that after exiting the train (or bus) they hold everyone else up by tottering along like fuds. There should be a law passed that fast-moving people are given prioritisation in any queue situation. This would result in less congestion and frustration. 3 hours ago, atfccfc said: Fidgety people on trains! Woman beside me has been up and down 5 times in 2 hours! Plus she won't sit still! ^^^ P&B's 4 most likely posters to end up in the tabloids for being thrown off an Easyjet in 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Pretty sure they're aware of people trying to get off, they're just cretins of humanity who think the train will leave without them if they're not on within milliseconds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 41 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: A more annoying trait when a train stops and the doors open is these c***s who are so desperate to get on that they have failed to notice folk trying to get off. I've ended up in several Mexican standoffs with these twats. They leave you absolutely nowhere to go so I just stand in the doorway of the train until a path is cleared They're arseholes that can't bear the thought of not sitting down for 30 minutes or having no table to sit their phone/Tesco sandwich on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Do idiot drivers drive even more idiotically at this time of year, or do i just have (even) less tolerance for them at this time of year? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 20 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Do idiot drivers drive even more idiotically at this time of year, or do i just have (even) less tolerance for them at this time of year? Yes and yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 6 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Do idiot drivers drive even more idiotically at this time of year, or do i just have (even) less tolerance for them at this time of year? It's dark and cold. They saw on tv that the roads might be slippy. There was a 'yellow' weather warning so just to be safe they crawl along at 20 with every available light the car has on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 And the ground bone dry with no hint of even light frost for days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Oh dear. Recently tried to get on the train before it left but there were these idiots who wouldn't get off quick enough because they were busy texting some website. Mental! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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