1320Lichtie Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 When you go to the barbers and the usual lassie that cuts your hair isn't in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Message from the missus asking me to phone her urgent. Call her back, no Fucking answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Just now, mizfit said: Message from the missus asking me to phone her urgent. Call her back, no Fucking answer. Maybe she was fleeing a rapist and has since been caught and had her phone confiscated. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Well, this could be awkward. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Well, this could be awkward. I'll feel pretty guilty if this turns out to be the case, i hope not though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Unlike Throbber to take things too far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Just now, Jimmy85 said: Unlike Throbber to take things too far. Considering you have told me on a number of occasions that you would like to burn my family to death whilst i am forced to watch i find this rather hypocritical. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: Considering you have told me on a number of occasions that you would like to burn my family to death whilst i am forced to watch i find this rather hypocritical. He doesn't pretend to feel guilty though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: He doesn't pretend to feel guilty though. I actually do feel guilty now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Maybe she was fleeing a rapist and has since been caught and had her phone confiscated. Turns out her granny has cancer. Not the religious zealot. But the sound one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Just now, mizfit said: Turns out her granny has cancer. Not the religious zealot. But the sound one. Sorry to hear mate. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Just now, mizfit said: Turns out her granny has cancer. Not the religious zealot. But the sound one. At least she's got her phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 1 hour ago, 1320Lichtie said: When you go to the barbers and the usual lassie that cuts your hair isn't in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 When you go to the barbers and the usual lassie that cuts your hair isn't in. Do you actually ask for her specifically? I always think that's awkward as f**k. Do you refuse your turn in order to get your special wumin?And most importantly, is she a proper wid? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 38 minutes ago, throbber said: Considering you have told me on a number of occasions that you would like to burn my family to death whilst i am forced to watch i find this rather hypocritical. I meant every word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Turns out her granny has cancer. Not the religious zealot. But the sound one. Pish news, sorry to hear. It's never the disliked folk that get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 13 minutes ago, Jimmy85 said: I meant every word. I'll sponsor you if you take a video close up of throbbers eyes throughout. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 33 minutes ago, supermik said: That's the check out operators head when throbber buys bog roll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: That's the check out operators head when throbber buys bog roll. I was wondering if he ever buys his girlfriend's extra large super heavy flow tampons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 1) 'Refills' where you are given a brand new glass. This is simply a free drink, not a refill. 2) Folk who think that the idea of ordering a 'diet' drink with a Big Mac is a ridiculous situation. This could easily be within one's daily (albeit arbitrary) calorie intake, whilst a >300cal 'fat coke' can easily push you into the weight gain zone. 3) Being constantly referred to as 'Sir' by service staff. You are not my slave, nor am I some form of Sergeant Major. 4) People that click their fingers for service. Thoroughly deserve the 'Yelper Special'. 5) Having to deal with cash tipping whilst on expenses. I don't mind the odd few dollars out my own pocket, but it can fairly add up over a week, particularly in the US. That'll do for the moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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