GordonD Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Thanks throbber. Never mind, father in law has just come back in with a copy of The Sun and is pontificating about Jonny Hayes and why he should be no where near rainvincible rasellick. Happy days. Don't let him in the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 2 hours ago, IainMorton said: A girl I used to work with always dressed in sports gear and looked like your typical ned, until one day she showed up in a Ramones t-shirt. I said to her I didn't realise she was into that type of music and her response was "I don't even know who they are, I just like the t-shirt". Another favourite of mines is another girl who said she was a massive Queen fan, so I asked her what her favourite album was as I am big fan myself. "oh no, I just like a couple of the big hits" was the response. Even Lisa knows there is something wrong with that shirt Took my daughter shopping one day and had the same conversation about The Ramones. I suggested she might like them and I could let her hear them. She had moved on before I had finished saying it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: Geri is seriously acting as if she is the presenter of Saturday kitchen! I said to her, that she was definitely after a job. But when the chef, Zoe, described in detail what she was doing and adding, she obviously hadn't listened to a fucking word. I got the impression it was an uncomfortable morning for the rest of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 I said to her, that she was definitely after a job. But when the chef, Zoe, described in detail what she was doing and adding, she obviously hadn't listened to a fucking word. I got the impression it was an uncomfortable morning for the rest of them. It was absolutely absurd, I had no idea she was like that and for whatever reason thought she was a reserved person! She was talking about how lobsters have her "bum burps" at one point! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Just now, throbber said: It was absolutely absurd, I had no idea she was like that and for whatever reason thought she was a reserved person! She was talking about how lobsters have her "bum burps" at one point! The George Michael and GAY stuff was awkward. I knew she was a loony, someone else must've let them down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 The George Michael and GAY stuff was awkward. I knew she was a loony, someone else must've let them down. I never saw that part, what a roaster. On the plus side the hairy bikers made a lovely looking roast pork with stuffing which I'm going to try. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 46 minutes ago, throbber said: I never saw that part, what a roaster. On the plus side the hairy bikers made a lovely looking roast pork with stuffing which I'm going to try. It did look very good. You could invite Bobby and Jimmy round when you make it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 I just remembered I saw a poster advertising The Pigeon Detectives playing their first album in full to celebrate its tenth anniversary yesterday and I'm fucking seething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 5 hours ago, throbber said: Geri is seriously acting as if she is the presenter of Saturday kitchen! She was an absolute arsehole and you could clearly see Matt Tebbut was getting annoyed. It's never been the same since James Martin left tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 (edited) Barbeques. I always forget what a time consuming effort it is to get these fuckers going. Two years later the sun comes out in Lochee on a Saturday and it seems like a good idea. Be lucky if the coals are white enough to cook on before dark... Edited June 17, 2017 by Angusfifer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Balloch, near Dumbarton. God's own country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 God's own country. I actually like it round there, would like to go and stay in one of the chalets by Loch Lomond for a weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 35 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Whilst Balloch etc is fine, my father in laws house facilities leave a lot to be desired. Haldane? Spam Valley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 49 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Spam Valley Mollanbowie. A quick question while your here as I mentioned this in the shite pubs thread. Do you remember the alien themed pub (Area 51 or something) that was between Balloch and Jamestown? Wondering if anybody ever went in it. Vaguely remember it, was never in it though, sorry! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Whilst Balloch etc is fine, my father in laws house facilities leave a lot to be desired. Give the guy a break, his Daughter married a fud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 And there's not a day goes by that I don't remind him of this. You're being a bit hard on yourself, you're just boring, unfunny and lacking in personality. Wouldn't have said you were a fud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 You're being a bit hard on yourself, you're just boring, unfunny and lacking in personality. Wouldn't have said you were a fud. There's no need to sugarcoat, Throbber. The fud can take it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 There's no need to sugarcoat, Throbber. The fud can take it. He is not a fud, he is a lovely man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 6 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: Sunburnt. I'm a fucking idiot Are these comments meant to be connected or to be considered separate topics? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Woken up by a group of louts this morning who I could tell were laughing hysterically because one of them had kicked a bus stop. We really haven't evolved that far from apes as a species. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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