Silvio Tattiescone Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 On 7/26/2017 at 12:04, KnightswoodBear said: This has been covered before, but it amazes me whenever I go to America that they seem to be under the impression that we all follow their every move and hold them up as deities. A couple started chatting to me whilst I was waiting on a drink in Florida earlier this year, but they moved off quickly when they started their fawning pish about the Royal family and I stopped them and told them I had no fucking interest whatsoever in them and that a large percentage of the population here feels the same way. You'd think I had dipped my boaby in their pish american lager. I saw this in Richmond VA in 2003. Yup, a portrait of Diana on the side of a strip club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 10 hours ago, welshbairn said: Have you not heard of hot milk, honey and a drop of whisky? You young parents don't know you're born. 9 hours ago, stimpy said: Firstly I'm 42 and secondly none of those wee buggers are getting so much as a drop of my drink. You're doing it wrong. You drink it then you sleep through any noise the brats make. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Cats are neither better nor worse than dogs. Both are significantly better than humans. Wasps are better than humans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: All Chimps Are b*****ds Tap gates. Half 3. Square go 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Wankers who are too fucking lazy to put the trolley back in the bay at supermarkets - even though the trolley bay is just 20 yards away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Wankers without a disabled pass parking in disabled bays. Wankers without children parking in child and parent bays. Wankers who park at the front of the supermarket and then sit in the car to let their partner do the shopping. These are often the same people - childless tweenie couples. Perhaps, coincidentally, usually the same wankers who can't be bothered putting shopping trolleys back . . . [emoji48] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 For me it's the arseholes who work in them... Don't put yourself down G_Man . . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Tynieness said: Been covered numerous times, but a trip to the supermarket is on most occasions a dreadful experience. From the vermin who hang around the doors smoking, the gimps that have a boring conversation while blocking an aisle, the losers who take a week to get their purses out their bags at the till (oh what a surprise you have to pay), the morons who try and use the self service tills but are too thick to work them, the losers that suddenly lose the ability to drive upon entering the car parks. It really is a dreadful experience from start to finish. You're probably one of the thick c***s that don't know where most things are,well, apart from the booze and junk aisles. Edited July 30, 2017 by ayrmad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Just saw a couple on bikes, cycling along the middle of a road, side by side, holding hands. I hope they fall off. Smarmy c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 3 hours ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: Wankers without a disabled pass parking in disabled bays. Wankers without children parking in child and parent bays. Wankers who park at the front of the supermarket and then sit in the car to let their partner do the shopping. These are often the same people - childless tweenie couples. Perhaps, coincidentally, usually the same wankers who can't be bothered putting shopping trolleys back . . . Wankers gonna w**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 (edited) Got the email today. Work Christmas night out. Can you confirm attendance on Friday 22nd December. f**k off. It's a Sunday. Why the f**k are you organising that on a Sunday? Edited July 30, 2017 by whiskychimp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Got the email today. Work Christmas night out. Can you confirm attendance on Friday 22nd December. f**k off. It's a Sunday. Why the f**k are organising that on a Sunday? Resign. Immediately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 (edited) Justice live from Glastonbury has disappeared from BBC iPlayer. Edited July 30, 2017 by Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 I bought some razor blades in Sainsbury's on Friday and saw bottles labelled "Beard Thickening Serum". If you need to buy a product to artificially thicken your beard then shouldn't you just have a fucking shave? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 7 hours ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: Wankers without a disabled pass parking in disabled bays. Actually remembered to take our daughter's disabled badge with me yesterday when we were going to the pictures. Naturally enough. all the disabled bays were taken. And what was more annoying, they were all displaying disabled badges! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 8 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: I bought some razor blades in Sainsbury's on Friday and saw bottles labelled "Beard Thickening Serum". If you need to buy a product to artificially thicken your beard then shouldn't you just have a fucking shave? You're getting beard thickening serum confused with beard thinning and GTF serum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 30 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Got the email today. Work Christmas night out. Can you confirm attendance on Friday 22nd December. f**k off. It's a Sunday. Why the f**k are you organising that on a Sunday? Why are you opening an e-mail from work on a Sunday? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 7 hours ago, ayrmad said: You're probably one of the thick c***s that don't know where most things are,well, apart from the booze and junk aisles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 34 minutes ago, GordonD said: Why are you opening an e-mail from work on a Sunday? It was titled "Crimbo night out" and I fancied getting angry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 10 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: It was titled "Crimbo night out" and I fancied getting angry Still not sure why you needed to open it. The title alone would have been enough to get you angry, Shirley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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