JamesP_81 Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I've read the last couple of pages and I'm still not entirely sure what's going on. Does she lie the cheese flat on it's large side? Or stand it upright along the longest narrow side and slice down the way? Because the second example is correct. The first is the act of a crazy person. It's crazier than either of them , I gather that she stands it on a narrow side , doesn't matter which , then slices a layer off the large side. I just don't understand how that could result in a slice of uniform thickness , I would also be intrigued to know how she deals with it when the block gets down to its final quarter thickness or so , surely her technique could result in nothing other than a broken shambles . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 11 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said: It's crazier than either of them , I gather that she stands it on a narrow side , doesn't matter which , then slices a layer off the large side. I just don't understand how that could result in a slice of uniform thickness , I would also be intrigued to know how she deals with it when the block gets down to its final quarter thickness or so , surely her technique could result in nothing other than a broken shambles . She's obviously slicing the cheese this way to make toasty cheese cheese. It's the only explanation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Have you seen her puppies ? ;-) I haven't. I don't know who she was on the phone to but for the record the one in my office, wid not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 We've not had any toastie cage chat for a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 21 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Anybody a fan of cottage cheese here? No, but I like coleslaw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 What's the argument against brushing your teeth in the shower? It's an excellent concept. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 1 hour ago, irvine_buddie said: I took it as she cuts down the largest face of the cheese.. which would take an very steady hand and sharp long knife to avoid getting an uneven slice of a quarter the block of cheese.. madness. If you were in a hostel with supermik you wouldn't have to worry about which way to cut the cheese as he would steal it before you got the chance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 We've not had any toastie cage chat for a while. I had two cheese toasties on Tuesday. Just made then in the George Foreman grill though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 1 minute ago, GordonD said: If you were in a hostel with supermik you wouldn't have to worry about which way to cut the cheese as he would steal it before you got the chance. The supermik way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Just now, NorthernJambo said: I had two cheese toasties on Tuesday. Just made then in the George Foreman grill though Have you seen the new George Foreman Comfort Shoe? It's his new invention. @Boostin' Kev has ditched the Nike Airs and is now patrolling Leith in a pair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Not enough air bubbles in the sole for me I'm afraid. Apart from that, decent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 c***s, (usually central belt/west coast c***s) that pronounce the letter J as "j-aye". Its fuckin "Jay" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 29 minutes ago, NotThePars said: What's the argument against brushing your teeth in the shower? It's an excellent concept. How do you rinse your mouth out afterwards? Use the hot water from the shower? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, IainMorton said: How do you rinse your mouth out afterwards? Use the hot water from the shower? You're not supposed to rinse your mouth out after brushing your teeth HTH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, IainMorton said: How do you rinse your mouth out afterwards? Use the hot water from the shower? Why would you rinse your mouth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Football pundits who keep using "he didn't mean it" to excuse bad challenges. They ought to know perfectly well that the rules don't consider intent of a challenge as a factor and anyway, people don't mean to miss penalties or score OG's but they count just the same, why would we make an exception here? Most of the time the players are cheating wanks who know exactly what they were doing anyway. Worst offenders are Ex-players sticking up for their old team or their mates in the game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Why would you rinse your mouth? To get rid of all the shit that usually gets left behind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Wait, people think you're supposed to rinse your mouth after brushing your teeth? I'm seriously beginning to worry about how indicative this place is of the intelligence of the general population these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I had two cheese toasties on Tuesday. Just made then in the George Foreman grill though Which is of course the best way to make them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Have you seen the new George Foreman Comfort Shoe? It's his new invention. [mention=57806]Boostin' Kev[/mention] has ditched the Nike Airs and is now patrolling Leith in a pair. I'd rather eat them than wear them to be fair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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