Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 17 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: One of my PTTGOMN. When you've come back from holiday and folk tell you how good or bad the weather has been. I really couldn't give a shit. I’ll bear that in mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 I’ll bear that in mind. I'm away the last week of September. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 When somebody has been out for a meal, and they insist on telling you what each member of the group had to eat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 32 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: One of my PTTGOMN. When you've come back from holiday and folk tell you how good or bad the weather has been. I really couldn't give a shit. Cuts both ways though. This week I had to sit through a lassie in work giving me a blow by blow account of exactly how hot it had been in Greece every day she'd been away and kid on I was interested. I've been to Greece - I know it's fucking hot, and I'd only be interested in a weather summary of the last fortnight if it's delivered in person by big Judith off the telly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 10 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: I'm away the last week of September. Good weather forecast that week http://www.metcheck.com/WEATHER/180days.asp?MonthOf=9&zipcode=dumfries 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 16 minutes ago, GordonD said: When somebody has been out for a meal, and they insist on telling you what each member of the group had to eat. This. Usually go into great depth to tell you how amazing the dessert was too, but it was too much and they couldn’t finish it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Margaret Thatcher said: Good weather forecast that week http://www.metcheck.com/WEATHER/180days.asp?MonthOf=9&zipcode=dumfries @FlyerTon will be raging 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 One of my PTTGOMN. When you've come back from holiday and folk tell you how good or bad the weather has been. I really couldn't give a shit. I work with someone who gets pissed off if the weather has been good here while she's been away. Even if the weather wherever the holiday was, was glorious. Strange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 is the MiL a "wid" though, even slightly ? maybe lace her cups of tea with gin - you might get a cheeky handjob in the bus-shelter on the seafront road out of it - could be your "dirty little secret" ? honeatly she really is! couldnt believr when i found out she was 60. looks far too young to have a 35 year old daughter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Television programmes/films where the front doors to peoples' houses have gaps at the bottom of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 honeatly she really is! couldnt believr when i found out she was 60. looks far too young to have a 35 year old daughter.Win all round then !! You what to do then if Ur Mrs takes her enormous case for a walk through the dunes ! Oh , and pics or GTF !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 I've been unaware that when I pre-ordered Chvrches new album that I entered a competition to win tickets to a show, and I've won it but it's in London next week! Raging I can't go to something I had no idea about. thats shit mate. i do like a bit of chvrches 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 When somebody has been out for a meal, and they insist on telling you what each member of the group had to eat. whats worse than that but on the same lines is going out for a meal with the inlaws and heading back to the shit caravan that they hired and discussing the meal weve just had. please kill me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Win all round then !! You what to do then if Ur Mrs takes her enormous case for a walk through the dunes ! Oh , and pics or GTF !! shes also a very wealthy women. im starting to think a life as a gigilo isnt a bad idea. if i obtain pics youll be the first to know! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 10 minutes ago, ah-dee said: 3 hours ago, GordonD said: When somebody has been out for a meal, and they insist on telling you what each member of the group had to eat. whats worse than that but on the same lines is going out for a meal with the inlaws and heading back to the shit caravan that they hired and discussing the meal weve just had. please kill me! What did you have? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 shes also a very wealthy women. im starting to think a life as a gigilo isnt a bad idea. if i obtain pics youll be the first to know!Obviously got a dirty kink slumming it with the minons in seaton !! Result !! If previous experience of wealthy birds is anything to go by she's probably receptive to a foray up the khaiber pass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Pics 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Driving out of Edinburgh at rush hour. Stop start traffic and there's a young woman driver spending 90% of her time faffing about on her phone. Time the penalties were increased.......12 month ban and your car crushed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 What did you have? i had a chicken ceaser salad. was crap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Just now, ah-dee said: 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What did you have? i had a chicken ceaser salad. was crap. What about everyone else? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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