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Got a query from someone who viewed our flat last night asking what the noise levels were like in the flat and if it was noisy. It really is a very quiet place to stay but as if we are going to say it’s loud as f**k and we very rarely get an uninterrupted nights sleep!

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3 minutes ago, throbber said:

Got a query from someone who viewed our flat last night asking what the noise levels were like in the flat and if it was noisy. It really is a very quiet place to stay but as if we are going to say it’s loud as f**k and we very rarely get an uninterrupted nights sleep!

Did you start ranting about imaginary old ladies staring at you?

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4 minutes ago, throbber said:

Got a query from someone who viewed our flat last night asking what the noise levels were like in the flat and if it was noisy. It really is a very quiet place to stay but as if we are going to say it’s loud as f**k and we very rarely get an uninterrupted nights sleep!

Or being truthful you could have told them you have no idea as you are normally blacked out on Budweiser by 9pm. 

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Did you start ranting about imaginary old ladies staring at you?

It’s the noise of his conscience after scaring her to death (and various other things) keep him up. He’ll realise this when he moves.
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3 hours ago, Salvo Montalbano said:

Vicky introduces the teams at the start with a little bit of (implausible sounding) trivia about each member

I'm always left wanting more at that bit, wondering what the background is.

"Tom once got a hot tip on a racehorse from the Dalai Lama. Dick fell off a penny farthing bicycle in front of Princess Margaret. And Harry had his cheese stolen from a communal fridge in a hostel."

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1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:

Anyone buying the place will have throbber turning up at the door most weekends drunkenly fumbling with his keys trying to get in.

He needs to get some sort of keyless card entry device. The peasant that he is.

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9 minutes ago, Salvo Montalbano said:
2 hours ago, Zen Archer said:
All this chat about La Coren and no one has picked up when she wears a low cut top she had wonky tits.

Pics or I don't believe it.

The right one seems to want to pop out all the time.

See the source image

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