Guest Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 See Americans that say aksed instead of asked, I would happily line then up and shoot at them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Fucking dishwashing machine is now officially not fit for purpose. Have reached the stage of having to hand-wash each and every item beforehand if I want them to emerge clean after a two and a half hour programme. I swear I'm going to give the fucker a Basil Fawlty right good thrashing before fly-tipping the c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Fucking dishwashing machine is now officially not fit for purpose. Have reached the stage of having to hand-wash each and every item beforehand if I want them to emerge clean after a two and a half hour programme. I swear I'm going to give the fucker a Basil Fawlty right good thrashing before fly-tipping the c**tJust wash the dishes by hand then, lazy c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 25 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: Fucking dishwashing machine is now officially not fit for purpose. Have reached the stage of having to hand-wash each and every item beforehand if I want them to emerge clean after a two and a half hour programme. I swear I'm going to give the fucker a Basil Fawlty right good thrashing before fly-tipping the c**t Just wash the dishes by hand then, lazy c**t. I've basically been doing that for the last two months... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 32 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: dishwashing I hear those are usually called dishwashers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Just now, Miguel Sanchez said: I hear those are usually called dishwashers That's been my job recently. That silvery fucker doesn't deserve such a description 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 58 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: Fucking dishwashing machine is now officially not fit for purpose. Have reached the stage of having to hand-wash each and every item beforehand if I want them to emerge clean after a two and a half hour programme. I swear I'm going to give the fucker a Basil Fawlty right good thrashing before fly-tipping the c**t Have you tried giving it a service? There may be gunk stuck in the holes. If you dismantle the plastic blades and give them a good clean out, ass plenty of salt and rinse aid you may find it’s like a new machine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Dishwashers are a huge waste of money. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 3 hours ago, throbber said: I think I just hate staying at the mother in laws in general, I’m always bored as f**k here and I think her and her partner are properly idle people who put me in my student years to shame: I usually drink myself to excess when here but have had a few nights off it this time round and it hasn’t helped my mental state what so ever, I genuinely feel like I’m dying a slow death here. This is probably quite normal for people staying at their in-laws so I’m told. They’re probably god-fearing teetotallers usually but have to get blitzed to numb the pain of you being there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Dishwashers are a huge waste of money.No they arent. They are fantastic. I say this as a convert from your position. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 7 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Dishwashers are a huge waste of money. I don't really understand this position. As a single guy, aye. If you've got a family they're a great help. Unless you think washing machines are a waste of money too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 19 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: They’re probably god-fearing teetotallers usually but have to get blitzed to numb the pain of you being there. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 44 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: I don't really understand this position. As a single guy, aye. If you've got a family they're a great help. Unless you think washing machines are a waste of money too? Parents used to have one, and this was at a time when they had 3 kids living in the house. Even then I thought they were a huge waste of money, even when I had to do the dishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 I don't really understand this position. As a single guy, aye. If you've got a family they're a great help. Unless you think washing machines are a waste of money too? That's a terrible comparison.Washing clothes takes much longer, is much more labour intensive, and needs shit loads of space.I'm not dismissing dishwashers entirely, but they're not a game changer like the washing machine (or a microwave). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 10 minutes ago, pandarilla said: Washing clothes takes much longer, is much more labour intensive, and needs shit loads of space. I wouldn't know. I'm an advocate of washing machines and dishwashers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 I wouldn't know. I'm an advocate of washing machines and dishwashers. You wouldn't know, because you don't seem to think too hard about things, or recognise reason and common sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: Robot vacuum cleaner was the real game changer in the Fruit household. I've looked into these, but regularly been told they're shite and don't provide a proper vacuum in the way a normal one would. Kinda like a clothes press compared to a good ol' iron. By the way, does anyone recommend a press? I said they're shite in the last page, but I must confess I've never owned one and just going from what family members have ingrained into me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, pandarilla said: 16 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: I wouldn't know. I'm an advocate of washing machines and dishwashers. You wouldn't know, because you don't seem to think too hard about things, or recognise reason and common sense. Calm down. You've been chasing me around the forum since I ripped you for claiming Gerry Cinnamon is a lyrical genius. Fruitcake. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: They're less powerful but they're also designed to spend an hour and a half at it. The house is much cleaner as a result. You do still need to do a proper hoover but like once a month maybe for the bits the robovac can't get to. I'd never go back to not having one now. If you had a stairs... You'd need two machines (?) and need to hoover the stairs yourself. Stuff like that put me against it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Dishwashers are fucking great, you peasants 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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