Flybhoy Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 Phoned for a pizza earlier, for collection...called so the takeaway could put it in the oven for it to be ready in the time I drive down ten or fifteen minutes later, a fairly common practice used by myself and many others I'd imagine. Rocks up after stopping at the shop, cashline etc.. "Hiya I'd phoned the pizza for collection about quarter an hour ago" Lassie behind the counter informs pizza guy I'm here for my 12" pepperoni and mushroom... .....who then pulls the pizza dough out the fridge and asks what topping I wanted on it again... Was a bawhair away from going full Michael Douglas in Falling Down and spraying the fucking place with bullets....!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 Trying to break in new football boots and now they've given me a blister. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 On 21/06/2023 at 20:08, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Sister in law round now, gibbering shite with her sister. Thank you. They're women, aren't they? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 On 22/06/2023 at 12:22, Stellaboz said: Every Belgiun I've ever met has been weird. Most Dutch are sound AF. Probably worried that your neighbours are going to invade them...again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 On 21/06/2023 at 23:36, Empty It said: Real answer is 4 "wids" If 4 "wids" are unavailable, it would be fun to have a geologist, a biologist and a physicist sitting there, then wheel in a really right-wing American Republican Christian fundamentalist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 Some absolute psychos are having a very loud party a few doors down from our house. The music has been blasting away since at least 10pm when we got home from walking the dogs. Can't shut the windows because it's too hot but can't sleep because it feels like we're in some shitty holiday resort complete with shitty tourist club too close to our hotel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Rizzo said: Some absolute psychos are having a very loud party a few doors down from our house. The music has been blasting away since at least 10pm when we got home from walking the dogs. Can't shut the windows because it's too hot but can't sleep because it feels like we're in some shitty holiday resort complete with shitty tourist club too close to our hotel. ^^^ Lives next to Glastonbury 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 On 23/06/2023 at 23:28, Flybhoy said: Phoned for a pizza earlier, for collection...called so the takeaway could put it in the oven for it to be ready in the time I drive down ten or fifteen minutes later, a fairly common practice used by myself and many others I'd imagine. Rocks up after stopping at the shop, cashline etc.. "Hiya I'd phoned the pizza for collection about quarter an hour ago" Lassie behind the counter informs pizza guy I'm here for my 12" pepperoni and mushroom... .....who then pulls the pizza dough out the fridge and asks what topping I wanted on it again... Was a bawhair away from going full Michael Douglas in Falling Down and spraying the fucking place with bullets....!!! Perhaps the issue was you walking in to collect the Pizza with an automatic weapon ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 On 23/06/2023 at 12:33, Hedgecutter said: Accidentally booking a not-particularly-cheap child's train ticket on top of the adult one when going through the app... only noticing once activated on the train. Eta: still cheaper than if I were driving, quite incredibly. I've been on plenty of late night freebies using unstamped tickets in the past, so I'll sell it to myself as karma for that. I was going to suggest offering a free ticket to wherever you were heading to random bairns but.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 3 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: I was going to suggest offering a free ticket to wherever you were heading to random bairns but.... 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 It's het and I've got work this afternoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 12 minutes ago, stimpy said: It's het and I've got work this afternoon. Are you playing tig? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 12 minutes ago, GordonD said: Are you playing tig? Now I'm not saying you fell flat here I'm sure it's totally me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 34 minutes ago, stimpy said: Now I'm not saying you fell flat here I'm sure it's totally me. What did you call the person doing the chasing when you were playing tig? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 1 hour ago, GordonD said: What did you call the person doing the chasing when you were playing tig? Father Jim. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 3 hours ago, Billy Jean King said: Perhaps the issue was you walking in to collect the Pizza with an automatic weapon ? I would venture to guess the opposite might be the fact, and entry with said weapon might improve customer service. It might, however, slightly negatively impact the overall customer experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 36 minutes ago, TxRover said: I would venture to guess the opposite might be the fact, and entry with said weapon might improve customer service. It might, however, slightly negatively impact the overall customer experience. Staff should be issued them to be used on any customer ordering Hawaiian ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Billy Jean King said: Staff should be issued them to be used on any customer ordering Hawaiian ! Got issues with Spam on pizzas? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 On 23/06/2023 at 23:28, Flybhoy said: Phoned for a pizza earlier, for collection...called so the takeaway could put it in the oven for it to be ready in the time I drive down ten or fifteen minutes later, a fairly common practice used by myself and many others I'd imagine. Rocks up after stopping at the shop, cashline etc.. "Hiya I'd phoned the pizza for collection about quarter an hour ago" Lassie behind the counter informs pizza guy I'm here for my 12" pepperoni and mushroom... .....who then pulls the pizza dough out the fridge and asks what topping I wanted on it again... Was a bawhair away from going full Michael Douglas in Falling Down and spraying the fucking place with bullets....!!! I'm impressed that you're still phoning. That's proper old b*****d hold-out behaviour. I hope you paid by cheque. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 1 hour ago, coprolite said: I'm impressed that you're still phoning. That's proper old b*****d hold-out behaviour. I hope you paid by cheque. Postal Order 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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