RH33 Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 On 31/07/2023 at 12:26, Leith Green said: No sure if its a PTTGOYN but the amount of "slightly older" women in Edinburgh who have had their skin creosoted and lips inflated to look like a rubber doll is beyond a joke. I don't get the lip thing either. It also costs a fortune. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 c***s that beep their horn when outside to pick someone up, just text whoever you're picking up, the whole fucking street doesn't need to know you've arrived. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 2 minutes ago, Empty It said: c***s that beep their horn when outside to pick someone up, just text whoever you're picking up, the whole fucking street doesn't need to know you've arrived. I've mentioned this before but there was someone who picked up a guy across from me every morning at 6.40 on the dot yet every day felt the need to toot his horn. Arsehole 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 11 minutes ago, Empty It said: c***s that beep their horn when outside to pick someone up, just text whoever you're picking up, the whole fucking street doesn't need to know you've arrived. Quicker to beep though and with people being selfish c***s... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 (edited) When folk say that something is "three times cheaper" when they mean "a third of the price". Get in the bin. Don't get me started on the pundits who say things like "he gave 110%". Naw, he didnae. Edited August 2, 2023 by Salt n Vinegar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jimbaxters Posted August 2, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 2, 2023 1 minute ago, Salt n Vinegar said: When folk say that something is "three times cheaper" when they mean "a third of the price". Get in the bin. Don't get me started on the pundits who say things like "he gave 110%". Naw, he didnae. ^^^ A million percent this. 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 Just seen tomato bruschetta on a menu for £9.95. £9.95 for tomatoes on toast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delicate Flower Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 29 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: Just seen tomato bruschetta on a menu for £9.95. £9.95 for tomatoes on toast. Bet the staff refer to it as broo-shetta too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 12 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: I've mentioned this before but there was someone who picked up a guy across from me every morning at 6.40 on the dot yet every day felt the need to toot his horn. Arsehole I occasionally leave Fife at 3am to get an early ferry from Oban for work, and one morning a workmate picked me up and actually beeped the horn outside. Weird behaviour. He said it was "in case you'd slept in", despite me having the house lit up like a Christmas tree to make it obvious I hadn't. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 On 02/08/2023 at 08:35, Empty It said: c***s that beep their horn when outside to pick someone up, just text whoever you're picking up, the whole fucking street doesn't need to know you've arrived. Allegedly there was a guy from Glasgow who turned up for his driving test and beeped his horn to let the examiner know he was there. The examiner came out of the office, told the guy it was a breach of the Highway Code to sound his horn while stationary, and failed him without even getting into the car. I think they turned it into a Hamlet cigar advert. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 On 01/08/2023 at 20:01, jimbaxters said: I've never believed that they do it for men. Honestly think women scan every room they are in and compare themselves with every other woman in there. Although why they think pumping their lips with that stuff or putting on false eyelashes is any sort of improvement, I'll never know. It's the eyelashes that get me. Not once when I've been attracted to a woman and wanted to shag her have the issue of her eyelashes ever been in the top 20 reasons I've been attracted to that person. - 'sorry babe you ain't for me and I won't sleep with you, it's the human length eyelashes that make you unattractive to me'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 Fake eyelashes are normally a turn off. Minging things, like nails. Painting your nails is not attractive either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 8 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Fake eyelashes are normally a turn off. Minging things, like nails. Painting your nails is not attractive either. Agree on the false eyelashes. Not so sure about nail varnish being a problem ...Mrs S&V occasionally does it and I'm not bothered. These claws that some folk stick on to their nails like artificial talons are different ... they give me the creeps. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 19 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Agree on the false eyelashes. Not so sure about nail varnish being a problem ...Mrs S&V occasionally does it and I'm not bothered. These claws that some folk stick on to their nails like artificial talons are different ... they give me the creeps. Most minging thing I've seen in that respect is lassies who adorn their nails with all sorts of dangly jewellery and gems and the like . Genuinely boak inducing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 29 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Agree on the false eyelashes. Not so sure about nail varnish being a problem ...Mrs S&V occasionally does it and I'm not bothered. These claws that some folk stick on to their nails like artificial talons are different ... they give me the creeps. That's what I mean. Decorate them like a fucking birthday cake. Boak 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Fake eyelashes are normally a turn off. Minging things, like nails. Painting your nails is not attractive either. Well don't do it then, and leave it at that.. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Painting your nails is not attractive either. And toenails are ten times worse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 The BBC News app update. It’s went from usable to useless overnight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 Started watching 'Crime', a series based on Irvine Welsh's books. That fucking accent. Far, far worse than the Glasweigan accent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 (edited) 21 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Agree on the false eyelashes. Not so sure about nail varnish being a problem ...Mrs S&V occasionally does it and I'm not bothered. These claws that some folk stick on to their nails like artificial talons are different ... they give me the creeps. Nail varnish on long natural nails lifts this particular poster's kilt. Those weird gel things with stripes and sparkly things however, have to opposite effect. Especially when the grow out a bit. ETA- the winner though in the "how can they think that's nice?" stakes is painted on dark eyebrows. Edited August 4, 2023 by jimbaxters 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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