Michael W Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 I'm looking for some work for the next 2 months, and the job centre website must be the most useless site I've came across. I enter in my postcode, select to search jobs within a 10 mile radius, yet jobs in Surrey come up in the results. Since when was Surrey within 10 miles of Kirkcaldy? Seems a shame I've never been to a place 10 miles from where i stay, perhaps i should visit sometime. The hours/shift option doesn't return any more accurate searches either What a piece of crap. How they expect people to find jobs using a search engine as accurate as Chris Silvestro's shooting is beyond me. *deep breaths* Rant over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 I'm looking for some work for the next 2 months, and the job centre website must be the most useless site I've came across. I enter in my postcode, select to search jobs within a 10 mile radius, yet jobs in Surrey come up in the results. Since when was Surrey within 10 miles of Kirkcaldy? Seems a shame I've never been to a place 10 miles from where i stay, perhaps i should visit sometime.The hours/shift option doesn't return any more accurate searches either What a piece of crap. How they expect people to find jobs using a search engine as accurate as Chris Silvestro's shooting is beyond me. *deep breaths* Rant over. All our technology has special sensors installed. When someone who we consider to be "unemployable" uses it, it automatically defaults to offering a job we know they won't apply for. We call it "customer service" - for our employers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 your preggers,you shouldnae be grafting,take it easy,jeremy kyle starts soon It's not an illness she has. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 It's not an illness she has. is it not i think rowan got the jist as to what i was implying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 All our technology has special sensors installed.When someone who we consider to be "unemployable" uses it, it automatically defaults to offering a job we know they won't apply for. We call it "customer service" - for our employers. That explains the high unemployment in Kirkcaldy then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 When someone who we consider to be "unemployable" uses it, it automatically defaults to offering a job we know they won't apply for.We call it "customer service" - for our employers. Oh, and if he reads this thread... Happy birthday Nizzy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Actually having sex would significantly increase his chances of getting AIDS, so at the moment they are probably relatively low. Not helped my my girlfriend being in the states for the next 9 weeks either Anyway, an update on the "bad AIDS" or whatever it was I have. By the time I got home from Uni yesterday I was shaking uncontrollably because I was freezing cold. Within half an hour I couldn't stand up without feeling like I was going to projectile vomit everywhere. The only time I have ever felt that bad is when I got a rare strain of salmonella and had to stay in bed for three weeks. Luckily, after one of the worst nights of my life, I am now back to mere "feeling like shit" status and not "feeling like death". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 My legs are aching from training yesterday. We went down the beach and ran on there for an hour (including sprinting drills and the like) then when we got back onto solid ground (only because the tide was coming in might I add) we played football for an hour. My legs feel like lead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 i am so bored at work right now, my whole departments away this week, leaving me to sit about and do nothing, and surfing the net can only be so fun after a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 I was told to "f**k off ya whore and take yur fuckin dugs wi ye" yesterday. This came out of a 7 year old's mouth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Not helped my my girlfriend being in the states for the next 9 weeks either Anyway, an update on the "bad AIDS" or whatever it was I have. By the time I got home from Uni yesterday I was shaking uncontrollably because I was freezing cold. Within half an hour I couldn't stand up without feeling like I was going to projectile vomit everywhere. The only time I have ever felt that bad is when I got a rare strain of salmonella and had to stay in bed for three weeks. Luckily, after one of the worst nights of my life, I am now back to mere "feeling like shit" status and not "feeling like death". sounds like man flu to me make sure you have at least 3 hospitals on standby in case it manifests it self again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 I was told to "f**k off ya whore and take yur fuckin dugs wi ye" yesterday.This came out of a 7 year old's mouth This really angers me. Mine is seven and I think I'd spend the next year battering his backside if I heard that from him. Bloody parents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 I was told to "f**k off ya whore and take yur fuckin dugs wi ye" yesterday.This came out of a 7 year old's mouth Was it your drug dabbling pimp's child? -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 This really angers me. Mine is seven and I think I'd spend the next year battering his backside if I heard that from him. Bloody parents. Who were nowhere to be seen! A teenager (about 14) I reckon in charge of 3 toddlers and about 6 other kids around the 7/8 year old mark. One of the toddlers started crying when he saw the dogs which were about 100m away from him. I shouted over that the dogs wouldn't touch him (which they didn't) and got this mouthful back. They even came after me on their bikes to warn me not to walk past their block of flats again! (It is a public path btw) Unbelievable! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 They even came after me on their bikes to warn me not to walk past their block of flats again! (It is a public path btw) Unbelievable! Maybe a spot of community service wouldn't go amiss? Maybe they could learn a spot of gardening while they're at it and help some folk cut back some problem ivy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 sounds like man flu to me make sure you have at least 3 hospitals on standby in case it manifests it self again In all seriousness my two flatmates are doctors and as such are always very unsympathetic if I'm ill...but they were actually concerned about how bad I looked! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 In all seriousness my two flatmates are doctors and as such are always very unsympathetic if I'm ill...but they were actually concerned about how bad I looked! They know bad AIDS when they see it. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Just found out that, having recently moved, my MP is Jim Sheridan, Labour - won with a majority of 11,001 over the SNP at the last election! Not unlike the Glasgow Anniesland ward I was living in before! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Who were nowhere to be seen! A teenager (about 14) I reckon in charge of 3 toddlers and about 6 other kids around the 7/8 year old mark. One of the toddlers started crying when he saw the dogs which were about 100m away from him. I shouted over that the dogs wouldn't touch him (which they didn't) and got this mouthful back. They even came after me on their bikes to warn me not to walk past their block of flats again! (It is a public path btw) Unbelievable! I'm always shocked by the age of the kids out playing in the street, some not much more than 3/4. The other day one wee boy of about 10 was shouting abuse from a car at another kid, I was horrifed, not nearly as horrifed as I was when I spotted the mother beside him encouraging him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearealldoomed Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 As origninally posted in the RTBC thread by accident: Network Rail are carrying out urgent repairs caused by subsidence which affects services on the Glasgow Central - Neilston/Newton and Cathcart Circle lines from Tuesday 22 July - Sunday 17 August 2008.There will be no train service to/from Glasgow Central - Pollokshields East, Queens Park, Crosshill, Mount Florida or Cathcart. Joy of fucking joys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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