Guest The Phoenix Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 I was taking my laptop back inside and I caught my arm on the door, dropped the laptop and took a huge chunk out my finger trying desperately to catch the laptop... Idiot! If this is what drinking in the afternoon does to you, I should probably avoid it! Did you catch your finger on the door lock bit that sticks out (can't remember what the proper name is )? I did that a few years ago and I couldn't believe how it sliced through my finger like a knife through butter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Did you catch your finger on the door lock bit that sticks out (can't remember what the proper name is )? I did that a few years ago and I couldn't believe how it sliced through my finger like a knife through butter. Yeah, that exact bit. It fucking hurts It's bled through the plaster... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 My msn has been down since friday, i need to check my e-mails and make some payments, but i have to use the virgin media homepage which wont let me into secure sites 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Did you catch your finger on the door lock bit that sticks out (can't remember what the proper name is )? I did that a few years ago and I couldn't believe how it sliced through my finger like a knife through butter. It sent a shiver through me just reading that! Talk of bad cuts or broken bones does that to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 going through one of those phases where i m struggling to get to sleep at night, then get up early for work feeling like i could sleep all day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 I was looking forward to this Saturday's Berwick v QOS Cup match but now it appears that the railway engineers are going on strike so my trains could be fucked and I may not be able to get there. Cnuts! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 I was looking forward to this Saturday's Berwick v QOS Cup match but now it appears that the railway engineers are going on strike so my trains could be fucked and I may not be able to get there.Cnuts! i know its shite but still time to book a bus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berwick-the-unbeatable Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 (edited) Fucking idiots who shouldn't be allowed to drive. Walking home with my mates, turned around, saw a van about 200 metres away, had no indicators on, so we carried on. We get half way across, and rather than breaking, the c**t just decides to turn his indicator on next to us and drive around the corner at about 40mph, nearly running over me and my mate's feet and nearly hitting one of my others. The retard then decided to slam his hand-brake on in the middle of the road, get out and slur some abuse. What a fucking tit! Edited July 22, 2008 by berwick-the-unbeatable 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 We get half way across, and rather than breaking, the c**t just decides to turn his indicator on next to us and drive around the corner at about 40mph, nearly running over me and my mate's feet and nearly hitting one of my others. How many others do you have? Don't know what they are but I'm guessing it would be painful to get hit in one or more of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Fucking idiots who shouldn't be allowed to drive. Walking home with my mates, turned around, saw a van about 200 metres away, had no indicators on, so we carried on. We get half way across, and rather than breaking, the c**t just decides to turn his indicator on next to us and drive around the corner at about 40mph, nearly running over me and my mate's feet and nearly hitting one of my others. The retard then decided to slam his hand-brake on in the middle of the road, get out and slur some abuse. What a fucking tit! Pedestrians have the right of way in that situation. You should have taken his registration number and reported the fucker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Hmm, think I overdid it with the sun today. I had plenty sun lotion on, too... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 The dirty bugger sat outside a cafe in Paris. I was eatting my lunch when this bloke came over to another table and started to change his son/daughters shitty nappy,he then proceeded to put the dirty nappy onto the table before taking said nappy to a bin. Not even going to wash his hands after...Thanks to him I couldn't eat the rest of my lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MP_MFC Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 I was looking forward to this Saturday's Berwick v QOS Cup match but now it appears that the railway engineers are going on strike so my trains could be fucked and I may not be able to get there.Cnuts! Whoa, what's this? I'm gettin the train to Berwick on Saturday to go on a boozing holiday? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Whoa, what's this?I'm gettin the train to Berwick on Saturday to go on a boozing holiday? UPDATE: Network Rail Company news25 June 2008 Strike action suspended Following lengthy discussion yesterday, an agreement was reached in principle that TSSA reps believed was sufficient to suspend the proposed industrial action. The 24 hour strike called for Thursday 26/Friday 27 June 2008 is now withdrawn and TSSA members should attend work normally. We have also withdrawn the call for action short of strike. The agreement falls short of our aspiration of a no-compulsory redundancy agreement, but it does provide substantial guarantees against abuse of the process. In particular, there will be a joint review of the organisational changes four months after implementation and no-one will be issued with redundancy notices before the review. We believe that with trade union input into the organisation change, we will be able to challenge any attempt to use this reorganisation to target individuals. TSSA would like to thank all its members on managed stations who by standing together have achieved significant concessions that will protect their job security. John Page - Senior Regional Organiser Looks like it's off! I may see you aboot the toon this Saturday! My Petty Nag was the couple in the pub last night... 'I cannae believe she'd sack me' 'Catherine, stop beating yerself up aboot it. It wis only a shitty waitress job FFS' 'Aye but I loved it. That Isobel's a fat, big-titted bitch' 'Aye but Stella's lovely' 'Aye but I cannae believe she'd sack me' Repeat ad nausuem for 45 minutes as the pair of them dissolve into a gibbering, drunken mess. I initially felt sorry for the lass but as they wittered on in increasingly shouty, drunken voices my annoyance levels nearly reached breaking point! Nae wonder I couldn't finish the Herald crossword! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnstoun Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Stupid old bag that lives down the road who feeds my cat when he whinges at her doorstep so he doesn't come home then he doesn't complete the course of pills he was on so he gets sick again and I have to take him to the vet again at extra expense but I can't make the appointment at the vet because the cat won't come home because the stupid bitch down the road feeds him. 'Someone else must be feeding him because I don't. Except when he whinges at my door to be fed'. Arghhhhhhh I hope its a fucking cold winter you coffin dodging bitch!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JBM Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 the left-hand traffic drove me crazy i was almost involved in two car accidents 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Repeat ad nausuem for 45 minutes as the pair of them dissolve into a gibbering, drunken mess.I initially felt sorry for the lass but as they wittered on in increasingly shouty, drunken voices my annoyance levels nearly reached breaking point! Nae wonder I couldn't finish the Herald crossword! In the pub Tennents on Byres Road, a couple of wasted middle aged women were having a blazing row. Adam and myself had to take their wheelchair bound father (who was about 80) to the toilet because they were incapable of doing so. Neither of them had even realised he had gone. That was quite sad to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 just had steak for my tea but sadly some c**t came to my door and distracted me and made me overcook it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 just had steak for my tea but sadly some c**t came to my door and distracted me and made me overcook it You had your tea at 1057 am? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 just had steak for my tea but sadly some c**t came to my door and distracted me and made me overcook it i hate it when i over cook my steak rare is the way forward 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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