Fudge Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Hosting an 'empty' is a pain in the arse beyond any sense of drunken happiness. Responsibilty and alcohol do not mix. I hope you've learned your lesson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 (edited) I hope you've learned your lesson. I have indeed: go somewhere else and ruin their night. B) On the bright side no damage was caused... Edited August 3, 2008 by vikingTON 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 I have indeed: go somewhere else and ruin their night. B) spot on I never have more than a few people round, even at my flat because I've seen just how out of hand they can get. Thankfully I never learned 'the hard way' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 When you know little or nothing about horse racing, getting 5 stabs in the dark right out of 7 is a minor miracle in itself. True. It probably wont ever happen again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JBM Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 holidays are over now i have to pack my schoolbag again, and tomorrow I'll have to get up so unchristianny early 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proud2beabuddy Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Toothache Looks like i'll be spending some of my first day off at the dentist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 3 hours at A&E. Cutting a long story very short - New carpets Doors needed trimmed Electric Planner A DIY idiot using said Planner Planner slipped from door Found the idiot's knee (via a good pair of golf trousers ) Huge gash Mucho Bloodo Trip to A&E 3 hours later Tetanus Injection Local Anasthetic 4 stitches Any joiners out there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 3 hours at A&E. Cutting a long story very short - New carpets Doors needed trimmed Electric Planner A DIY idiot using said Planner Planner slipped from door Found the idiot's knee (via a good pair of golf trousers ) Huge gash Mucho Bloodo Trip to A&E 3 hours later Tetanus Injection Local Anasthetic 4 stitches Any joiners out there? Bet the Mrs was more pissed off about you ruining a good pair of golf trousers than concerned about your knee?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 I'm a cowboy, baby. B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 I have been abandoned since noon and have been forced to spend the day on p&b. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Bet the Mrs was more pissed off about you ruining a good pair of golf trousers than concerned about your knee?! Actually she seems more preturbed about the two tea towels that are covered in blood. I'm a cowboy, baby. B) On closer inspection, I may need a new door. I ve taken a huge chunk out of the face of the door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 On closer inspection, I may need a new door. I ve taken a huge chunk out of the face of the door. But more importantly, is your knee still up to driving? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 But more importantly, is your knee still up to driving? Will you live, would have shown your compassionate side a bit more. Advised not to drive for a couple of days - it's my right knee - but I've got a meeting in Perth in the morning so I intend waiting to see how it is when I wake up. Pretty certain I'll be ok for Wednesday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Will you live, would have shown your compassionate side a bit more. Advised not to drive for a couple of days - it's my right knee - but I've got a meeting in Perth in the morning so I intend waiting to see how it is when I wake up. Pretty certain I'll be ok for Wednesday. Compassionate side? I think you must be getting me mixed up with someone else. If its still a bit sore on Wednesday, Ill take over driving duties! If not, Ill still point and laugh anyway, I want to see blood! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Stand Bairn Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 (edited) Witnessing a Djibril Cisse type broken ankle today on an u16 boys club player. And having to award Dunfermline a penalty Edited August 3, 2008 by North Stand Bairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half A Person Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 3 hours at A&E. Cutting a long story very short - New carpets Doors needed trimmed Electric Planner A DIY idiot using said Planner Planner slipped from door Found the idiot's knee (via a good pair of golf trousers ) Huge gash Mucho Bloodo Trip to A&E 3 hours later Tetanus Injection Local Anasthetic 4 stitches Any joiners out there? You probably would have been better using an electric planer, to be fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 You probably would have been better using an electric planer, to be fair. It's the painn you know, the painn. I'd have been better getting the joiner back who put in the doors about two months ago -something that Mrs Phoenix told me in the first place and has not been slow to remind me about all evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bav Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 I've had a right royally pish weekend Broke up with the b/f Didn't eat much as a result of that and made the mistake of having a few stellas last night to drown my sorrows Therefore, woke up with a sair heid...felt like the numbskulls were having a rave in there Fingers crossed this weekend will be better...going up to Anstruther for a family wedding so drinks ahoy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Broke up with the b/f You post here often darlin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 You post here often darlin Give the girl some grieving space. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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