An Sionnach Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Getting there but I suspect you may need to offer a financial incentive to get any takers. How bad can it get - love life screwed and bowfin' pickles. Perhaps Kilt isn't such a bad option after all? (Kilt - I'm doing my best for you, pal ) Much appreciated! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Tell me about it! I was led to believe he felt the same but obviously didn't...I'm not dwelling on it too much...onwards and upwards! Ach, men are idiots. You should just join a convent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Ach, men are idiots. You should just join a convent. Or get a girlfriend... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Or get a girlfriend... And a video camera in the bedroom..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bav Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Or get a girlfriend... And a video camera in the bedroom..... I'm not that desperate...yet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dumbarton-Mad Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Bus drivers not believing your age. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MP_MFC Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Public transport and organisation at major events. We were informed that the last train yesterday from Balloch to Glasgow was at 2209, turns out there was ones after half 10. This contrary to the info on posters and being handed out by Scotrail staff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Setanta sports. Trying to subscribe and bought one of those mad wee packs out of Tesco(the one that gives you the "CAM module", viewing card and initial connection etc. So followed the instructions in the box, went to Setanta's website to activate and have ordered my subscription (i think) but a viewing pack has to be sent out before i can watch it which is a bit rubbish cos i thought i could start watching it now. Anyway onto step for of watching Channel 5 for a half hour before switching TV off and hopefully having it. Phoned their customer service for re-assurance but was met with hearing hubbub in the background but no-one talking when i said hello 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsson. Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Hearing on the news banking c***s like HBOS moaning about pre-tax profits down this year to just £1.45 billion!!!!!!...Boo fucking hoo... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 I had to go to my neighbour's door at 3am this morning. For the second night in a row there has been a intermittent tap tap tappety tap noise in the middle of the night. I got up out of my bed and stood outside in the back garden and could hear it coming frm next door - their livingroom window was open. Then I heard them talking, building up for a big finish to the song - they were playing some kind of drum game!! I went to the front door (in my dressing gown) and tapped it - they guy was very apologetic and said they would switch it off straight away, which they did 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dougalldogg Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 my boss? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 I just reattached the Dyson after emptying it and seemed to have jammed it on wrongly..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 I just reattached the Dyson after emptying it and seemed to have jammed it on wrongly..... I'm pretty good at DIY - post some more detail and I'll have it fixed in minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 I'm pretty good at DIY - post some more detail and I'll have it fixed in minutes. Oh dear... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 I'm pretty good at DIY - post some more detail and I'll have it fixed in minutes. That's a worse chat-up line than my 'would you like to see my Roman artefacts' attempt! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 That's a worse chat-up line than my 'would you like to see my Roman artefacts' attempt! Works every time - a women likes nothing better than to know her suctional needs are being catered for. *Breathes sigh of huge relief" (Having assumed I had earlier offended my Kilted Friend. ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Works every time - a women likes nothing better than to know her suctional needs are being catered for. *Breathes sigh of huge relief" (Having assumed I had earlier offended my Kilted Friend. ) Give it a break you two 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 (Having assumed I had earlier offended my Kilted Friend. ) You could never do that buddy! Us 'senior, experienced in the school of life' P & B'ers have tougher skins than that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Give it a break you two OK Rowan - I'll away for a Kit-Kat! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dumbarton-Mad Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 2 8 ones in a straight line would look much better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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