LiviClyde Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Nostril hair. When you hit thirty the stuff just seems to fucking pile down your nose from somewhere. Get it to f**k. Has the ear hair not kicked in yet? Loads more to look forward to! Why the f*ck can't it just grow on my head, where it's supposed to! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Why the f*ck can't it just grow on my head, where it's supposed to! With me it's emigrating from my heid and taking up residence elsewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviClyde Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 With me it's emigrating from my heid and taking up residence elsewhere. Mine deserted the top of my head years ago because my back, ears, nose and eyebrows were presumably an easier option! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Having been subjected to the usually-ignored music channels over the last week, I've been fairly annoyed by Madonna shaking her vadge at me every 20 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviClyde Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Having been subjected to the usually-ignored music channels over the last week, I've been fairly annoyed by Madonna shaking her vadge at me every 20 minutes. Madge's vadge gets Dunc in a radge! Nice ring to it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Madge's vadge gets Dunc in a radge!Nice ring to it! It's the equivalent of Jools Holland stripping Paris Hilton, while he waves his cock about in front of a giant clock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Especially since I'm so fucking good at my job, people complain if I'm not in the office by 8.30 Because their morning cup of tea isn't ready on time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Because their morning cup of tea isn't ready on time? Their waste paper bins aren't emptied. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Because their morning cup of tea isn't ready on time? Coffee, actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylesons Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Tesco bloody processing department!! Handed in 6 cameras yesterday and went to collect them today. Got back and had a look at all the pictures but then relised there wasn't any pics that had had taken with nuns etc But the front of every packet it says 24exp+CD when 2 of my camera took 37 photos each and the other 4 took 27 pictures. I'm now very sad that i don't have various photos with barry from slough, pete from east midlands, Michael from Liverpool etc.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Chris Boyle is the ref for our game at Stirling on Saturday. He's the worst in the senior game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 This is a petty rant, but it annoys me.In certain Olympic sports, both semi-final losers get a bronze medal. What's all that about? Make them play-off for the bronze - surely getting a bronze each just cheapens the medal? It's another symptom of the way the world has gone - all cuddly and non-competitive. Why not just give them all a bronze for turning up? I think that Silver and Bronze medals should be cancelled too. Who wants to wear a constant reminder that someone is better than you around their neck? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Nostril hair. When you hit thirty the stuff just seems to fucking pile down your nose from somewhere. Get it to f**k. Here Here, I discovered my first grey chest hair at the weekend, its depressing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Here Here, I discovered my first grey chest hair at the weekend, its depressing. Wait until you discover your first grey pube - that's worse! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DumfriesBear Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 School is pish! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak QOSFC Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 School is pish! That's it I'm phoning Porteous... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Finding out that you have lost the main contract, and that as of april 09 your on the bru. Then having to break the news to the workers 20 minutes later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Finding out that you have lost the main contract, and that as of april 09 your on the bru. Then having to break the news to the workers 20 minutes later. Sorry to hear that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I think that Silver and Bronze medals should be cancelled too. Who wants to wear a constant reminder that someone is better than you around their neck? "James Kenny has won the silver medal." No, he hasn't. He lost. He's lost and been given a silver medal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 My back has developed a muscle twinge in the past couple of hours, and I have a six-mile cycle home from work (followed by 5s tonight). Oh dear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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