gav-ffc Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Judges 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Judges Did you get sent down Gav 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Did you get sent down Gav Its not rape if they enjoy it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Judges Dr Andrew Judge, for refusing to change my politics tutorial, leaving me with a 3 hour workathon first thing Monday mornings instead of a civilised Thursday. I haent any proof of his identity, but he looked like an 'Andrew Judge' type of person... -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I walked the best part of a mile with nearly 20-odd quids worth of change, to find that asda had not bothered to get their coinstar machine emptied 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Judges "Barry from slough, i sentence you to two years imprisonment for grooming falkirk supporters" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I can't get Basshunter's new song out of my head AAARRRGGGHHHH!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I have learned tonight that getting on the green in 2 means feck all when you three-putt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjm89 Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I have learned tonight that getting on the green in 2 means feck all when you three-putt. Us typical europeans!! lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Us typical europeans!! lol. It's so annoying. I could take about 30 off my card if I could putt well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 It's so annoying. I could take about 30 off my card if I could putt well. I mentally picture a circle around the hole that I will be happy getting into with my first putt if that makes sense? If the ball drops in then bonus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Bus companies running a "bank holiday" service for a LOCAL holiday. I was half an hour later than normal into work today, and also later getting home as well as the buses I take in town were on a worse timetable than normal. And having to work all week when there's freshers to be chatted up.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MP_MFC Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 SAAS and their apparent lack of telephones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Commentators in football who try and excuse a player's poor shooting as "he hit it with the wrong foot" when the ball comes to him. Is there anyone else on here who, like me, believes if they're getting paid a ridiculous five-figure per week to play football, surely they can kick the ball with two feet? I'd accept that excuse in the lower leagues, the juniors or the amateurs, but when you hear these prima donna Premiership players being excused for it, then it pisses me off. BTW, if it was me earning a five-figure sum, I'd learn to play football with my baws 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Bus companies running a "bank holiday" service for a LOCAL holiday. I was half an hour later than normal into work today, and also later getting home as well as the buses I take in town were on a worse timetable than normal.And having to work all week when there's freshers to be chatted up.... You had me at "Bus companies"... Shower of p***ks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 People who over use the word 'Mate'. For example:- Nedette with standard nasal voice transfers customer to me at work last night...... "Hiya Andy mate, I've got a customer having problems on Sky.com mate, can you take them over and get them sorted mate?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Don't move here then Andy, it's their 'neebur' if you get my drift... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Don't move here then Andy, it's their 'neebur' if you get my drift... Bloody hell! At the risk of sounding like a p***k I think her wholly unproffessional tone pissed me off more than anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ally's honest man Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Bloody hell!At the risk of sounding like a p***k I think her wholly unproffessional tone pissed me off more than anything. Therefore it is the nedette who got on your nerves not the continual use of mate ???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 where do you reckon she was from Andy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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