GypsyTillIDie Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Transferring money from my old Sim card to my new one. Took 10 minutes ffs! Also, iTunes not letting me make an account as I don't have a payment method. I guess I'll have to buy a gift card then, the thieving little c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Life is simple eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 (edited) I had hoped the cricket would have died or moved out over the weekend but no. At least it seems to have eaten its rival as I can only hear the one now. I'm tempted to try putting a tarantula on a lead and sending it under the fridge. Edited February 16, 2009 by Middleton Mouse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 RTBC, my experiments are done! I've got my conclusions planned, now just to get the fucking paper written. PTTGOYN, well, theres lots. "Don't worry about your deposit" my landlord chuckled 6 weeks ago. "Its just a formality. You'll get it back unless theres a hole in the wall or something ahahaha". Oh how we laughed. Two fucking holes in the wall, two! I think I kicked out in my sleep, and given that my hovel is tiny, I think I kicked a load of plasterboard last night or something. Naturally, when I noticed it, I couldn't help but prod it to see how bad it was. So thats a hole in the wall. There is also one in the shower, somehow. Also, all the lights have blown, and the tv arial is broken. Har de fucking har. Also, because of the RTBCm I haven't done anything but type for days now. My eyes are fucked, I haven't showered since Thursday, I smell, I haven't eaten anything but crisps and fizzy juice for days, I havent washed anything, there are piles of rubbish everywhere, and worst of all, my hair is a mess. I can't wait to get home, its going to be like a holiday! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McB Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Canteens that a. call themselves 'restaurants' b. don't open until 8am c. look at you funny if you ask for a roll and bacon - apparently it's not a roll, it's a bap 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 The fact that i spend more time on this tread than on "Reasons to be cheerful". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Canteens that a. call themselves 'restaurants' b. don't open until 8am c. look at you funny if you ask for a roll and bacon - apparently it's not a roll, it's a bap 'kin weirdos down your way. Who the hell asks for a bap and bacon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 'kin weirdos down your way. Who the hell asks for a bap and bacon? Could be worse, could be a bap on bacon... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMuffin Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Could be worse, could be a bap on bacon... Hold on a second, those are two of my favourite things. I'm struggling to compute the fact that this combination isn't appealing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 The fact that i spend more time on this tread than on "Reasons to be cheerful". I've posted 452 times on this thread and 445 times on the RTBC thread which concludes that I'm schizophrenic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Hold on a second, those are two of my favourite things. I'm struggling to compute the fact that this combination isn't appealing. I believe the poster is referring to the long running saga iro Roll on Sausage / Sausage on a Roll / Sausage in a Roll / Sausage Roll / Roll and Sausage 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 You can sponsor a dog for a pound a week and it'll write you a letter. If the dog can write why doesn't it just get a job? Minimum wage should see it clearing £180 per week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 You can sponsor a dog for a pound a week and it'll write you a letter.If the dog can write why doesn't it just get a job? Minimum wage should see it clearing £180 per week. b*****ding benefit scrounging dogs! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I've posted 452 times on this thread and 445 times on the RTBC thread which concludes that I'm schizophrenic. Fine for Moderating the PF Forum... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 b*****ding benefit scrounging dogs! Lounging about watching Jeremy Kyle and playing Pro Evo on PSN. Dear Andy, Thanks for sending me a quid a week. All the best, Patch. X 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 My Gran sponsored a dog and it wrote to her twice, then died. Smackhead, no doubt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Dear Andy Do you really think a pound a week is going to change my life? Do you have any idea how much a Sky HD + Multitroom subscription costs? Feckin' tight-fisted Fifers. Yours Patch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 My Gran sponsored a dog and it wrote to her twice, then died.Smackhead, no doubt. Dear AndyDo you really think a pound a week is going to change my life? Do you have any idea how much a Sky HD + Multitroom subscription costs? Feckin' tight-fisted Fifers. Yours Patch. Dear Patch, One pound per week is more than my friend The Phoenix gets. Think yersel lucky. Andy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Dear Patch,One pound per week is more than my friend The Phoenix gets. Think yersel lucky. Andy. Dear Andy Your friend The Phoenix sounds so much more in need than me. Please cancel my pound a week and set up a direct debit for whatever you can afford in his name. C'mon The Rovers Patches. Patch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I was pretty close to it, believe me. But in that position, I would certainly attempt to shut the child up instead of just letting it just greet and scream rather than do nothing, like these folk did the other day.Unless you are one of the tosspots to which I've been referring. You might enjoy the sound of your wean, assuming you have one, bawl the place down, but other people don't. Out of interest, how would you "attempt to shut the child up"? No-one enjoys the sound of their child screaming the place down, but there are times when absolutely nothing's going to stop them. Depending on age, it could be, for instance, that their arse needs changed. Would you enjoy someone doing that on the middle of a bus? Not that they actually could anyway, even if they wanted to. Or maybe they're hungry and the parent doesn't have food. There are any number of reasons why the child could be crying, and few if any have a quick, easy solution. I'm not even a parent, I just know this stuff through having a young nephew and niece. It's staggering that there are people stupid enough to think that there's some magic formula to stop kids making noise and that people aren't using it because they actually enjoy having a screaming child. I'm also fascinated as to how you'd expect skelping them to make them less likely to cry. And that's where it's fucked up. Some twat politician telling you how to discipline your kids. I bet they don't have to listen to screaming weans on a bus.There's a world of difference between a disciplined smack and an abusive right doing As opposed to some twat on a forum telling you how to raise your kids? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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