VictorOnopko Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 My list of acceptable Americans is pretty short. Spieth, Fowler, Homa, Joel Dahmen, don't mind Zalatoris and DJ. That's it. Sadly, even a few of them are as slow as Cantlay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 I'm bewildered how Scheffler even hits the ball sometimes with so much going on with his feet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 Talking of ‘good guy / w**k’ reminded me of the biggest w****r I ever played with. True story - a fellow member at Lochwinnoch GC back in the day. He, who shall remain nameless, was such a w**k that your heart sank if you were drawn with him in a medal. Anyway, I got drawn with him in a medal, early tee time. The third guy in our group was a new member, out playing for his handicap. First hole at Lochwinnoch is a Par 4, dogleg right to left. Course boundary fence running the entire length of the hole on the right. We all tee off, decent drives up to the corner of the dogleg. Mr w****r takes out a three iron, cuts his second shot right out of the course. Slams the club back into his bag, announces loudly ‘right, enough of this shite’, and without saying another word, turned around and walked in - back down the first fairway after two shots. Left me with steam spewing out my ears apologising to the new member, assuring him we weren’t all like that at the club. Never seen anything like it before or since. Anyone encounter similar levels of utter bawbaggery on a golf course? The best though is that the kunt got drummed out of the club later that year for getting bevvied at a club function and aimed a left hook at another member. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Duck Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 (edited) 15 minutes ago, VictorOnopko said: My list of acceptable Americans is pretty short. Spieth, Fowler, Homa, Joel Dahmen, don't mind Zalatoris and DJ. That's it. Sadly, even a few of them are as slow as Cantlay. Homa, Fowler, Horschel, Koepka, Finau, Theegala, DJ (of those at the Open just now) ETA - Scheffler as well Edited July 21, 2023 by Disco Duck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Duck Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 3 minutes ago, pozbaird said: Talking of ‘good guy / w**k’ reminded me of the biggest w****r I ever played with. True story - a fellow member at Lochwinnoch GC back in the day. He, who shall remain nameless, was such a w**k that your heart sank if you were drawn with him in a medal. Anyway, I got drawn with him in a medal, early tee time. The third guy in our group was a new member, out playing for his handicap. First hole at Lochwinnoch is a Par 4, dogleg right to left. Course boundary fence running the entire length of the hole on the right. We all tee off, decent drives up to the corner of the dogleg. Mr w****r takes out a three iron, cuts his second shot right out of the course. Slams the club back into his bag, announces loudly ‘right, enough of this shite’, and without saying another word, turned around and walked in - back down the first fairway after two shots. Left me with steam spewing out my ears apologising to the new member, assuring him we weren’t all like that at the club. Never seen anything like it before or since. Anyone encounter similar levels of utter bawbaggery on a golf course? The best though is that the kunt got drummed out of the club later that year for getting bevvied at a club function and aimed a left hook at another member. I played with a former European Tour pro a few years ago, and after all the polite chat we very quickly got to the “right, who are the absolute bellends on tour”. Paul Casey’s name came up pretty quickly! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 Theegalla seems a very nice guy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 7 minutes ago, pozbaird said: Talking of ‘good guy / w**k’ reminded me of the biggest w****r I ever played with. True story - a fellow member at Lochwinnoch GC back in the day. He, who shall remain nameless, was such a w**k that your heart sank if you were drawn with him in a medal. Anyway, I got drawn with him in a medal, early tee time. The third guy in our group was a new member, out playing for his handicap. First hole at Lochwinnoch is a Par 4, dogleg right to left. Course boundary fence running the entire length of the hole on the right. We all tee off, decent drives up to the corner of the dogleg. Mr w****r takes out a three iron, cuts his second shot right out of the course. Slams the club back into his bag, announces loudly ‘right, enough of this shite’, and without saying another word, turned around and walked in - back down the first fairway after two shots. Left me with steam spewing out my ears apologising to the new member, assuring him we weren’t all like that at the club. Never seen anything like it before or since. Anyone encounter similar levels of utter bawbaggery on a golf course? The best though is that the kunt got drummed out of the club later that year for getting bevvied at a club function and aimed a left hook at another member. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 2 minutes ago, Disco Duck said: I played with a former European Tour pro a few years ago, and after all the polite chat we very quickly got to the “right, who are the absolute bellends on tour”. Paul Casey’s name came up pretty quickly! I played in a pro-am once where a guy I played with was a pretty highly regarded R&A referee, who had refereed Ryder Cup matches in the USA. He told me that after the matches, the entire European team, with caddies, would sink a few beers together and go over the day’s events. He said the USA team all fcuked off to do their own thing. No team spirit or team attitude at all. He said that the Europeans were a pretty tight group. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 Sir p***k Faldo asking for subtitles for Tommy Fleetwood. Hope Bob isn't on TV for a while 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 9 minutes ago, pozbaird said: I played in a pro-am once where a guy I played with was a pretty highly regarded R&A referee, who had refereed Ryder Cup matches in the USA. He told me that after the matches, the entire European team, with caddies, would sink a few beers together and go over the day’s events. He said the USA team all fcuked off to do their own thing. No team spirit or team attitude at all. He said that the Europeans were a pretty tight group. The American approach has certainly changed over the last few years, especially with all the younger guys like Spieth, Fowler, Thomas, etc all being mates off the course 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 Paul Azinger and Curtis Strange should be pretty high up the all time Yank Wanks. Corey Pavin came across as a p***k as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 3 minutes ago, lichtie23 said: Paul Azinger and Curtis Strange should be pretty high up the all time Yank Wanks. Corey Pavin came across as a p***k as well Two words. Scott Hoch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 1 minute ago, Mark Connolly said: Two words. Scott Hoch Great shout! Was never a fan of Calcavecchia either 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 Hovland impersonating a Benetton F1 mechanic from the 90s today 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 How have we got so far without even mentioning Patrick Reed and Keegan Bradley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 Wyndham Clark just quietly going about it. If he can pick up a couple of birdies before the end, he's a real danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 Just now, Mark Connolly said: Wyndham Clark just quietly going about it. If he can pick up a couple of birdies before the end, he's a real danger Aye, fair enough, but is he a good guy or a w**k? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 Just now, pozbaird said: Aye, fair enough, but is he a good guy or a w**k? From what I've seen so far, he's in the good guy camp. I reserve the right to adjust this opinion in September 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 31 minutes ago, Disco Duck said: I played with a former European Tour pro a few years ago, and after all the polite chat we very quickly got to the “right, who are the absolute bellends on tour”. Paul Casey’s name came up pretty quickly! A workmate has a pathological hatred of Casey stemming from the last time the Open was at Turnberry. He was there early in the week for one of the practice days with his boy who was 11 or 12 at the time. He had bought a flag to collect autographs and every player he asked signed it, except Casey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 1 minute ago, pozbaird said: Aye, fair enough, but is he a good guy or a w**k? Can anyone have the first name Wyndham and not be a w**k? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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