lichtie23 Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 A par - Birdie Finish for Tommy would be very good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 4 minutes ago, pozbaird said: Has to be guys who have had a skinful at the beer tent, and think it’s funny to shout the pish they hear the daft Yanks holler on TV. Probably the kind of guys who call a course ‘a track’ and wear ‘wacky’ clothes to the Ryder Cup. Probably holding a beer cup in one hand and a mobile phone in the other. Gagging to upload their ‘light a candle’ footage to the internet… bet their work colleagues hate them. Rant over. Golf might soon be one of the sports that is better played with no fans. As darts would be 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 (edited) 8 minutes ago, pozbaird said: Has to be guys who have had a skinful at the beer tent, and think it’s funny to shout the pish they hear the daft Yanks holler on TV. Probably the kind of guys who call a course ‘a track’ and wear ‘wacky’ clothes to the Ryder Cup. Probably holding a beer cup in one hand and a mobile phone in the other. Gagging to upload their ‘light a candle’ footage to the internet… bet their work colleagues hate them. Rant over. I’m not much of a golf fan, but I once won tickets to the Ryder Cup at the course near Birmingham (Belfry?) on Hawksbee and Jacobs. My take on it was that the hospitality was great apart from those people, and I was equally irate at the equally loud and obnoxious blowhards at tee offs who applaud wildly at the precise moment the ball disappears from view (about twenty feet). Edited July 21, 2023 by Savage Henry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_binos Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 Did Fitzpatrick strike the ball into the stand at 18 or was it next to stand? Zero shout of fore or indicating it goes left? If so, surprised the commentators didn’t pull him up for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_binos Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 2 minutes ago, lichtie23 said: Golf might soon be one of the sports that is better played with no fans. As darts would be Kinda why I like attending the Scottish Open on a Thursday. It’s not overly busy and the people who are pished tend to stay in the hospitality tents/near the bar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 TV sound going off tomorrow, iPad on shuffle. Will increase my viewing enjoyment no end. These wannabee ‘mashed potato’ kunts are actually worse than their Yank masters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 4 minutes ago, dave_binos said: Kinda why I like attending the Scottish Open on a Thursday. It’s not overly busy and the people who are pished tend to stay in the hospitality tents/near the bar. It’s actually quite impressive they can get so pished with the prices of beer at these events. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 Commentators goading Scheffler into a potential 3 putt from 15 feet here... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 1 minute ago, lichtie23 said: It’s actually quite impressive they can get so pished with the prices of beer at these events. One can Dans the lot of them. The kind of kunts who don’t buy their round IMHO. I’m in a mood today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 ….and while I’m in a good mood… these wee chunts gathered around the 18th players tunnel like flies round a shite… ‘Rory! Rory! Give me a glove!’… give the wee kunts fcuk-all. Fire them into the sun beside the cardboard sign holding ‘Rashford can I have your shirt’ b*****ds. I need a tablet, I’m not myself today at all. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 Cam Smith in serious trouble 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 15 minutes ago, lichtie23 said: It’s actually quite impressive they can get so pished with the prices of beer at these events. Corporate days out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 2 minutes ago, doulikefish said: Corporate days out I attended the 2009 Open at Turnberry as a corporate guest, because my then flatmate won two passes for his company box in an office raffle. I remain convinced that we were the only two in the box who actually ventured out to watch the golf at any point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 That Matt Fitzpatrick sketchers advert does my head in due to the fact he’s carrying a cheap looking trophy that’s meant to replicate the US Open trophy he won 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 Balls of steel on Cam Smith 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 Some shot from Cam Smith to get himself into the weekend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 18 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Cam Smith in serious trouble Produces a stunner at the last to give him a tap in eagle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 Scottie S scrapes in to no doubt end up in the top 5 on Sunday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 On the ‘good c***s list’ Joel Dahman for me seems to be one of the nicest folk in sport. Fowler comes across very well too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 31 minutes ago, pozbaird said: ….and while I’m in a good mood… these wee chunts gathered around the 18th players tunnel like flies round a shite… ‘Rory! Rory! Give me a glove!’… give the wee kunts fcuk-all. Fire them into the sun beside the cardboard sign holding ‘Rashford can I have your shirt’ b*****ds. I need a tablet, I’m not myself today at all. You can have a 3 wood straight to your face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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