Hank Scorpio

Pretty much every footballer gets travel expenses.

Well, that was disappointing.

Of course, of course...

Where can I read the cuperman resignation? Sounds delightful.

Joe Cardle is a penis, but that's a very good signing.

Would take Stevie May in a heartbeat.

This is a fucking eye rape.

Oh the banter.

There's no way his head is connected to his neck.

The thank you from Deveronvale posted on the official site is a top, top gesture.

Was at 2manydjs at the arches on Saturday night. It was absolutely terrific. Bought tickets for Hardwell on the 21st on December as well, same venue.

Couldn't lace Pele's boots. IMO.

Are these c***s serious!? Anyone asking for Murray to be sacked needs put down for the sake of humanity's average IQ.

Steve Angello was unreal last night, absolutely terrific.

I've ever been able to post off the iPad, but apparently you can do it. I realise this doesn't really help..

Living at home at the moment, viewing the first of a few flats on Monday.

I'm a student. Money is not in abundance. I don't find Rovers particular value for money, particularly when travelling from Edinburgh, as I will be in a few weeks time. I'd LOVE to go every week, but I can't manage, such is life. Hopefully in a few years time when I'm making good cash, I'll be able. However, don't let that get in the way of an argument. I'm in what I would class as the "diehard" element of our support. I was in Wick at the start of the season for f**k sake. However, sometimes other things come first.

Horrendous 'banter' IMO. The sad fact is that our season is over already. We're not shit enough to finish below all of Cowdenbeath, Airdrie, Dumbarton and Hamilton, or are we good enough to challenge Partick or the Pars. Ourselves, Falkirk, Morton and Livingston are in for a long, boring season. The first division is absolute horse shit, and I'll be fucked if I'm paying £13 to go and watch nothing games for the rest of the season.

I notice that six out of the last nine games have been away, and after Saturday we don't have a home game until November 10th. Thank Christ for that Celtic game or we'd have been up shit creek.

Grant Murray has been masquerading as the Derby County manager it seems. I've never noticed it until last night.

Oh god. 119 row T? You'd be as we'll not going mate, can't see a thing.

Not this again. Season ticket holders should get priority due to them putting their money up when the club needs it the most. It's basic, every club does it.

I have the worst possible job to do at my work today. For five hours. Fucking hell.

The Rangers debacle has made everyone forget all about Celtic. Whilst they are certainly a lesser enemy, they arse still c***s of an extremely high order.

Am I right in saying that the last time we lost a competitive game was on the 10th April, 0-3 at home to Livingston?