madwullie

Wee boy across the road' boys club plays in the east ren football league and they've been told their games will be off at the weekend. Make of that what you will

Breakfast of champions

Dunno if it's been posted, but this is how you get a record of your vac status if required for travelling https://www.nhsinform.scot/covid-19-vaccine/after-your-vaccine/get-a-record-of-your-coronavirus-covid-19-vaccination-status?fbclid=IwAR1mdH0BPcfSOWaZTSBszl-982S9MImt2La8s-GXck7UWohH7JlIdWLTQqM

Yeah it's frustrating. I remember being a bright eyed and naive wee twat of 36 when gta:o came out (played with some lads on here for a bit actually) and was full of chat about they'll never need to make a new gta for years, because they can just keep putting all that effort into fantastic content for V and online. This is it lads, THIS IS IT etc What a silly little p***k. Completely forgot that people are awful, games like that are riddled with unfixable bugs at the most basic level, and it would become extremely old extremely quickly once people started chucking cash at it / hacking. Not helped by the fact that its a game where you're meant to be the most horrible b*****d you can, so of course everyone would act like a complete fucking c**t the entire time and ruin it for everyone else. You'd hope they've learned a fucking billion lessons for when they finally do spunk out the next iteration, but I won't hold my breath. Online ruined gta imo.

That's truly awful mate. Sorry to hear that

I imagine everyone who wants it will have it by now, but witcher goty edition is £6.99 on steam atm. Yer cyberpunk also has ten sheets off

I think this is an all time low

I mean messages is just a standard Scottish gran / parent phrase that will slowly slip out of usage as time passes. Other triteisms like what's for ye'll no go by ye etc will also follow a similar trajectory, and hopefully we'll reach the utopia before too long where every single human interaction will just be two spideys pointing at each other saying Mewling simp till the end of time.

Some of the replies to this tweet. I just don't get Americans at all. Page upon page of earnestly analysed finger-pointing because some student sent his teacher an email with the subject "f**k you"

Has her phone on silent and stomps about like it's everyone else's fault when she inevitably misplaces it and can't find it because its on silent.

Fair cop mate, hands up

Fair fucks mate, you're entitled to.your opinion. Language doesn't really work like that though. If people use it, it will remain in use. I'd rather a bit of variety than some homogenous standard dialect where everyone sounds the same and says the same old stuff.

In fact, here you go https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.scotsman.com/whats-on/arts-and-entertainment/scottish-word-day-messages-1613379%3famp

It's a Scottish expression. Not sure of the etymology

Better buying otex mate. A few applications of that stuff and the wax is fully disolved and removed the need for syringing. Olive oil just leaves your ear stuffy and feeling clatty as f**k, and they tend not to syringe as frequently as they used to, and probably tough to get a f2f atm what with covid.

That headline is based on a misunderstanding. 3% of health workers contracted it, but they have no way of knowing how many were exposed so you can't really extrapolate that 97% were protected. The number will be high though

That thread is hilarious. Highly respected

Being mad brexiteers

I know it's stating the obvious a bit, but when I was getting into Spanish I found a few good novels for beginners on amazon.

Found it particularly amusing those who were at the ready with their perceptive HoW iS tHIs DiFffEreNt takes re the immigration protest, when quite clearly its because they got fucking leathered, knocked the f**k out the city, nutted the shit out of each other and chanted about ******s etc. That's what was different. A 'pleasing' amount of the condemnation was based on the substance and behaviour rather than knicker wetting about covid.

There's no hard and fast rule. Technically, in a vaccine free world, if it becomes more transmissible but lethality remains the same, you will have more deaths because more people catch it and therefore proportionally more die from it. This isn't a vaccine free world though.

Yeah he's a shape-shifting caricature. A proper c**t.

Last night, we were about off booking a travel lodge next weekend just for the change and battering up balmaha. Must be thousands of c***s have done something similar.

Tbh I was replying to you and strichener in the one post

You sweet summer child