heedthebaa

Outstanding

Superb, that’s what I had, even made enough for tomorrow nights tea

Already thought about this and came up with the same answer

It’s all I have left, I keep on dropping them

Happy birthday to the princess, she’s set my moods and emotions for the last 9 years. Dat smile though, all that matters

nae fucking way is that legit like

Never TasTed so good, I’m Tanning The arse off these fuckers Tonight (sorry about the glass)

Painting the windows, I fucking hate painting, mind numbing, tedious, boring, pinnicity pish. Can’t imagine what it must be like earning a living dain it, probably a bit like being a welder

By the time most are in their mid 40s and 50s, they’ll have had their kids brought up and out the house, do you expect them not to go out and enjoy themselves ?

Your toleration of dickheads change as you get older, add alcohol and hey presto. I haven’t been drunk for two years and can’t see me getting drunk anytime soon. When your two sons have to pick you up off the street, it’s time to take stock of your life

Mustn’t like your food

My daughter in law is a hairdresser, she’s saying for the amount of chairs in the shop and customers that would be in on a day it would be madness I'm seeing and hearing a real shift in attitudes towards the lockdown here last few days, I can see all the good that this has done to slow the virus, being undone

Ban

Cheese and onion crisps, a pork pie, tucs, rocky road and a rocky

Essential

Drug

It’s pressure treated, leave it be

No easy welding that if it’s cast, need to take that to a competent welder. Need the right rods and probably needs pre heated so it doesn’t crack when it cools

Just went out to see her what’s for tea. Told to “f**k off im busy, use your imagination” so smoked sausage, beans and cheesy chips it is

Getting my quota

As long as she thinks you’ve been busy, result

Just went for a can of lager and farted, I’ve had to clear out, it’s reekin

All the pressure washing done at the front last couple of days, drive and walls, gutters cleaned. Been away shopping and visiting today

Nice one, no fucking aboot here couldnt find the bacon that was right in front of me, so tattie scone and fried egg