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Must have been a hell of a shot to destroy the actual frame of the goal.

If every dog owner in Scotland did the same thing, would it be safe for Chick to leave his house?

So is the verdict that Lolverpool are only winning the league because all of the other nominal title contenders have been simultaneously garbage? Although it's really just Man City and Chelsea. Arsenal and Man U have been on borrowed time for years and Spurs were only ever maintaining the appearance of being a permanent fixture in the top group.

True, a lot of it was down to Rome v Constantinople. Scotland needs a strong Eastern Orthodox church.

We'll make a promising start but a referee fearing for his windows will send off a key player for an innocuous challenge and that'll be that.

Didn't they split around the 10th-11th century over the issue of images v icons? The Orthodox weren't up for having images of saints/Mary/etc knocking around the churches but the Roman Kafflix insisted on keeping them. Correct me if I'm wrong!

My church history is quite rusty but didn't the Orthodox faith split from the Kafflix long before Martin Luther spray-painted graffiti on a church door? Doesn't that make the Orthodox the original Protestants? Should Rangers fans start calling themselves The Protestants?

Our having an off day doesn't change a simple fact.

It's impossible to play proper football on a plastic pitch.

It's waiting for Tony Watt to ride in like a conquering hero.

I checked, lads, and unfortunately it's not an anagram of Cristiano Ronaldo. But can I assume we'll be signing Victor Moses to play alongside him? Make it happen, Burrows.

That's all you need to score goals at the ****.

Any reason we didn't try to sign Dykes in the summer? Presumably he'd have got a better offer from us than Livi.

Dropped my cover for a moment there. Sorry.

0 double 5 must be quite far down the MI5 pecking order. Little surprise he's assigned to spy on Scotch footie forums.

Hard to turn down that kind of money but how are we going to get in a decent replacement at this stage? We already didn't have enough forwards.

You can't even start any colours with the letters in Hull City. We should never sell to them on principle alone.

We have one of those at present. This guy is huge, like a mountain of fat. Seems decent enough but you could hear him laugh from inside a nuclear bunker.

My uncle lives in Sighthill. I have no idea why. He's a doctor so must earn a decent crust.

Totally unacceptable mate. A Celtic fan with a job?

I was going to point you to the Strange Dreams thread but with the state of China at the moment, for all we know this could actually have happened.

Does hoverboarding count? If so, no. I've never hoverboarded.

Out of curiosity, where does the Eastern Orthodox church fit into the Proatistint/Kafflik lovefest?

I admit I know sod all about betting but how can we be 150/1 and 10 points ahead of Livi at 500/1?

I ate a meal from a Chinese takeaway last week. I assume it will only be a matter of time. Farewell my friends.