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She's rarely in them, tbh. Not sure what that says about my thoughts of her.

I was but a bairn when Di died. I must confess my overriding response was indifference.

I wouldn't waste a hot drink on Morelos. Lukewarm at best. It wasn't me either, btw.

For the true Rangers man, who'll take them but never actually pay for them.

Auld Betty is without a single iota of a doubt desperately trying to outlive Charles to keep that utter cretin away from her shiny seat and hat.

Piers Morgan is the dictionary definition of a narcissist.

Someone needs to explain to Rab that not every single post in this thread is addressed to him specifically.

Back to being humble old Harry Hewitt now, is he?

With Lord Lucan as navigator?

Last night I dreamed that my wife and I were at some posh public event whereupon Prince Andrew unexpectedly appeared and took an irrational amount of offence at an offhand comment my wife had made. I tried in vain to calm the situation down after she showed him the finger.

Maybe Bigfoot was flying the 9/11 planes?

That's what I was wondering. If we stop using current livestock animals for food or resources, the only place you could see a cow or sheep would presumably be the zoo.

Decisions go against every club. It's only the Bigot Sisters who genuinely believe a single decision going against them is evidence of some great papaloyalist conspiracy.

That is one thing that makes me wonder about vegans. What do they think will happen to all the lovely cows and sheep if we stop eating burgers and wearing wool? Are they going to enjoy a nice long retirement on the farm before passing away of old age? The cows and sheep, I mean, not the vegans. They'll die young due to malnutrition.

Who exactly is it that BMW drivers feel this constant need to impress?

I'd try a merger with Rangers. You've far more in common with them.

A nice middle class sport like football has no place for that sort of language.

I've never been a fan of Ricky Gervais but he was spot on there.

Chris "Cash Cow" Caddens to fund our mad European adventures for the foreseeable future.

Given that "San" means "Saint", I can't see it.

Are you implying they've become cleaner and more salubrious in 10 years?

That was before my time. I don't think I ever saw Stevie Woods with hair.

I don't think it's possible to eat anything without sentient life being harmed somewhere along the line. Presumably whatever vegan delights he purchases were grown on farms that kill insects and so on, and were delivered to the shop by some form of motorised vehicular conveyance. My sister is a vegan. I now address her as Gary McSwegan.

Do they still refuse to sign Capulets?

Shutting down Rangers would be a start to solving Scotland's problems with bigotry and hate. Shutting down Celtic would be an excellent follow-up.