nsr

If only the undesirable elements of Scottish society could find something other than football to be the expression of their hate. Ideally they could be encouraged to compete in self-flagellation with rusty carpentry tools.

In fairness I'd imagine the overwhelming majority of OF fans were, in fact, conceived outside of the bonds of holy matrimony.

If MJC was in charge of our team talks half the players would have hanged themselves from the floodlights by now.

We will prevail 3-1 over this tired, trophyless basket-case.

That's a bit over the top mate. He's not a cyclist.

If Sevco were a dog, they'd have been put down a long time ago. The very definition of inability to let go.

I didn't know P&B censored the word 'arse'.

What is that cause exactly? Making rich shareholders even richer?

Sounds as if Celtic didn't even try today and Sevco still couldn't win their first trophy.

He could swat two planes out of the sky at once.

I also enjoyed the other Hearts player strongly advising Mulraney to leave the pitch as quickly as possible so they could get on with chasing an equaliser.

I like how the BBC's text update on the match describes the keeper's goal as a " right footed shot from more than 35 yards to the bottom right corner. "

It's almost as if he wanted to make an example out of someone in a match nobody would give a flying toss about.

I can lip-read fluently*. He actually said "I can't take this any more, send me off". *I can't lip-read at all.

Sevco in line for big bucks when Liverpool come calling then. Which will definitely happen.

Cluj obviously wanted it more.

Dear mods, Don't change it back. Lots of love, nsr

Are you suggesting the same 11 players play every single game? I have to ask: is there any piece of information that would lead you to accept the conclusion that Celtic win stuff in Scotland simply by having more money than everyone else, then fail in Europe due to having less money than the top sides there?

One of Sevco's many outdated values and traditions.

Aren't you forgetting the Loving Cup?

They won't sell you a cold pie if they think you're going to put it in a snowball.

That Hibs gnome looks more like he's just drunkenly tumbled from horseback.

Wouldn't the snow melt?

Is that the horse Scott rode through the Saints' defence on? Are we allowed to do that now? What am I talking about? We're Motherwell.

Is the Sevco choo choo train coming off the rails then?