Changed my avatar to give Club DECE members a true look into EL.
Picked up a solid 8 from Lulu's 3 weeks ago. She was abso dying on a shag but I got cockblocked from her mate #v #undece. Thought the opportunity had passed but a few days later she twitterstalked me and, needless to say, soon after the deed was done. Anywayz, I noticed after she'd followed me that she'd chatting away to her mates about how I look like Ryan Gosling. Was a dece egoboost despite my solid average this year.
So going to have to disagree with Lexi and endorse stubble for enticing the birds. Oh, and red chinos. Always red chinos.
#iftheyaintredgotobed