EdinburghLivi

Cocktail making - a sure fire way to get the 8s and 9s soaking.

Drinks with the Collector. He wishes you all a Merry Decemas.

Marshy, have you confirmed the numbers for the Club Dece Christmas party at the Savoy? Want to make sure we have at least 2 bottles of Dom Perignon each for Decebombs.

@mattydfc I'm in the Dee tonight for a 21st. Where would you recommend for the largest percentage of 9/10s? It's all I accept.

Also tried my first proper Decebomb on Thursday after using a cheap prosecco substitute with The Collector previously. The MD 20/20 strawb was partnered with a bottle of Nicholas Feuillatte and was predictably fabulous.

Just want to wish our pal Joey the best of luck in the jungle. #someboi

Decebombs w/ The Collector. #bestnightever

For the record, I've spoken to Lexi and he thanks you all for your support at this time. Safe to say he's assembling a crack team of lawyers because he can afford it.

Me and RyGos have had a falling out over me being a younger, better looking version of him. Could be awkies.

Mediocre as I said on our match thread.

First date off Tinder with a preppy, rich, solid 8 scheduled for Saturday. Cocktails at the West End as standard because I'm also rich and can afford it. #moneyfight

Excellent Club Dece day out with the Collector yesterday. Scraps with Celtic fans, other member sightings and action with many a bird. You can all read about it in the next issue of GQ.

Fabulous job keeping that gem for so long, Marshy. Timing could not have been better and only one hashtag can really sum it up #reemed Edit: Reid's a top boi, lads. I'd let him in.

Oh yeah, I can see this being the next big thing as girls don't really seem to have to be desperate (hence possibly worse looking) to go on. Very clever app and no hurt feelings unless you know the person (admittedly think I was passed over by the hot German I do Economics with, sob). That is a problem, indeed. We can post screenshots of our birds on the thread and fellow club Dece members can decide who is most deserving based on their weekly Dece activities. I went through a ridic amount of protein last night so I think I am in the ascendancy. Yours, EL

The great thing is that due to my location, I'm so close to Edinburgh Uni that all the posh, preppy birds come up as suggestions. Slaying through them like a hot knife through butter.#nomoneynohoney

How many birds do we all have on the go on Tinder? I have a moderate 8 which I'm pleased with given it's only been a few days. Of course the standards keep getting higher as you truly appreciate the talent on the go. #elindemand

Dates with 8/9s have been a regular occurrence for me this Summer with more on the horizon, by the looks of things. One to be remembered. #decers

v. clever post.

Another good thing about this is that it keeps Allan Moore in a job.

Just opening up perfectly for Livingston this season.

Who seriously still gives a f**k about Meadowbank Thistle? Get over it.

You should be looking for the Club Earth thread.

The Club Earth thread is the one you should be looking for, my friend.

Later than promised #soz. Decided to play the odds when going back to #unay and continue the gorgeous blonde Hollister look which I perfect. May well pick up a golden lab puppy to enhance this image. Will keep you posted. #drippinginbitches

While it may be Summer, I know the Club Dece boys will be making sure they #accessorise their wardrobes with the upcoming Autumn catalogues. Just made a wonderful purchase yesterday of a jumper for £40. It's okay though because I can afford it. Will post pics laters x