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Sweet Pete

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  1. Sweet Pete
    I don't wear a tie
  2. Sweet Pete
    You must have missed the part where I said it was free.
  3. Sweet Pete
    Mine gave a speech at my wedding (because the father-in-law is too shitebag to do it) saying "When I met Sweet Pete I thought to myself, what sort of geek are we getting noo?". She gave me a bottle of Grant's on Monday night though, so every cloud.
  4. Sweet Pete
    I work as a manager for a successful property development company in a customer facing role and have a dozen tattoos, one of which is on my hand. The idea that having tattoos, or at least having visible tattoos, makes one some sort of unemployable ned is simply ridiculous.
  5. Sweet Pete
    I've never understood why tattoos invoke such seethe in folk who don't have them.
  6. Sweet Pete
    Lies.
  7. Sweet Pete
    You didn't say "I think they look terrible". You said "they look terrible". That's a definitive statement, based entirely upon your own opinion, hence it's a sweeping generalisation. And you really needed that explained?
  8. Sweet Pete
    I love a sweeping generalisation. Celtic fans are all c***s.
  9. Sweet Pete
    I simply don't have enough flesh to have a face that size, big man..
  10. Sweet Pete
    Hey! I'm not a closet Killie fan. I am a Killie fan. The rest is all true.
  11. Sweet Pete
    That's OK, I was a very ugly teenager, so I had years of practice at it. I've had a decade and a half of being attractive, I've had a good run. I was a very cute kid, so hopefully I'll keep regressing, Benjamin Button style, and get better looking as I come out the other side of the ugly years again.
  12. Sweet Pete
    Well I haven't smoked for a couple of weeks.
  13. Sweet Pete
    I've stopped loads of times.
  14. Sweet Pete
    So I'm still 77% attractive then. Not bad.
  15. Sweet Pete
    Not anymore, Mrs M - I've stopped smoking.
  16. Sweet Pete
    National Front. Because you're a racist, and a bit thick.
  17. Sweet Pete
    Get aff the gear, hen.
  18. Sweet Pete
    Rugby is for c***s
  19. Sweet Pete
    I'm a bad person for lots of other reasons.
  20. Sweet Pete
    c**t's got his own clothing line and he's about your age. ...?
  21. Sweet Pete
    You'd be depressed, too, if you were running for the Lib Dems, Sarn't.
  22. Sweet Pete
    Wid.
  23. Sweet Pete
    Because you live on a canal boat with two Thai lady boys called Rosie and Jim.
  24. Sweet Pete
    Through Facebook I have learned that two P&B users are running (separately) for parliament.
  25. Sweet Pete
    OK, you're excused.
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