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  1. Sweet Pete
    He's nowhere near ready to take on a club of that magnitude. He'd need to learn the ropes somewhere like Real Madrid first.
  2. Sweet Pete
    Live TV used to have a lassie read the business news while undressing, then later at night they had topless darts and soft porn.
  3. Sweet Pete
    She's in the closet and ashamed of her feelings towards her own gender.
  4. Sweet Pete
    I'm currently stoned on prescription painkillers and alcohol, always a great way to pass a Tuesday evening.
  5. Sweet Pete
    I'm pretty certain that the photographers are almost never forced into it, no.
  6. Sweet Pete
    Should be filed in the bin along with Luke trainers.
  7. Sweet Pete
    Sounds to me like ol' Sturgie is a repressed lesbian. You know, in addition to her being an utter c**t of a human being.
  8. Sweet Pete
    Dumbarton playing cracking but still losing to Der ***.
  9. Sweet Pete
    I'm covered in tats and actually a bit of a c**t, just have a blind spot where my wife's concerned.
  10. Sweet Pete
    I can't speak for other posters on this, but for my part it's an event being thrown by my wife's family. I could, of course, steadfastly refuse to go as I fancy a quiet night, but sometimes one must put one's own personal preferences to one side in order to appease a loved one. It's all part of being a considerate fellow, ken.
  11. Sweet Pete
    Having to go out tonight when all I want is to stay home and get an early night.
  12. Sweet Pete
    Knew about these three before Christmas. You need to up your game, SS08.
  13. Sweet Pete
    He's alive and well.
  14. Sweet Pete
    Got silver shadows for Christmas. Old skool.
  15. Sweet Pete
    So you did get two metres; one on each roll.
  16. Sweet Pete
    Depending on just how narrow your feet are though, you may have to worry about falling through storm drains.
  17. Sweet Pete
    2 and a half days of grafting over a hot keyboard to get through.
  18. Sweet Pete
    You don't need to worry, kiddo, that pic's on this here world wide web internet message board discussion forum too.
  19. Sweet Pete
    I'm off to close my Facebook account to prove how much I love my wife and child.
  20. Sweet Pete
    I'm sending you a pair in the post for assessment. What's become of Shakey? He doesn't post on here anymore, he's closed his Facebook account and I haven't seen him at a Sons game for ages.
  21. Sweet Pete
    Congratulations again, Cal. Your life will change in more ways than you can imagine, but every one of them is for the better.
  22. Sweet Pete
    Shakey isn't fit to hold my skidmarked y's.
  23. Sweet Pete
    I am officially the best Dumbarton poster on this here website.
  24. Sweet Pete
    Howlin Wilf on the telly there
  25. Sweet Pete
    Pay day today and the works night out tonight, there's only a few of us going as the proles don't fancy it, which means the company will be paying for bevvy and taxis and usually the first round of chips in the casino, plus I just got handed in 20 bottles of Bud by one of my suppliers and a bottle of Grouse from another one. ETA: These chips Not these chips
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