Sweet Pete

Chippy pizzas. If you like pizza, why would you buy one from a chippy? They all taste the same no matter which chippy they come from. And they don't taste like pizza.

It's a cracking idea, mate. Tell him to f**k off, the c**t.

You'll always be guilty to me, meight <3

Bet you were gutted about that

Dunfermline have a new manager already, so there's no substance to this speculation.

5/10. Number of guesses in there.

You're just making this shite patter up off the cuff now.

Sshhhhhh...

You'll be joining KnightswoodBear on the class traitor list the way you're going.

Picked up some Universal Waterproofing Spray on Friday from Deichmann's. Bigger tin than Crep Protect and only £2.99 a throw. I've sprayed a parka and a pair of desert boots with it and still have enough left for another pair of footwear. Just need it to rain now and I can report on the effectiveness, or otherwise, of the spray.

7/10. Superb guesswork.

Think 8Mile's school might have been caught in some kind of timewarp.

Nowt wrong with train jibbing, it's a time honoured tradition.

You can go and live in Russia, you fucking Communist.

You can understand my confusion, RG; you're both utterly shite posters.

Curry is the national dish of this great Empire and anyone who doesn't like it is a Boer spy who should be deported to an Australian labour colony immediately.

KnightswoodBear is living proof that not all Rangers fans are fuckwits.

Wasn't Le Shark a kind of Lacoste / Paul & Shark market stall thing?

You're not welcome at our ground.

Benzini, Naf Naf, Eclipse and Moschino all had some cool stuff in the 90s. I loved MA2 bomber jackets. And coloured jeans, like white, cream or green. Maybe with a backwards Kangol bunnet. ETA: I remember padded Timberland tartan jackets, Cat boots and Kickers all being pretty big as well. Seeing a lot of the yoof now wearing Kickers and Pod so I guess they're back again now. ETA (again): United Colours of Benetton and colour changing tees and stuff from the Sweater Shop as well. Right, I'm stopping now as I'm even boring myself with my reminiscing.

I see that Turnberry Homes have submitted a planning application to build 16 houses and 22 flats on the old Thomson's Yard at Leven Street. I wonder when they will begin plans for the cleared site at Castle Road.

But he paid money for them, meight.

Excepting your good self, of course, H. A rose amongst (very boring) thorns.

He's not? I was sure he was. St Johnstone must just have an inordinately high number of fans who are boring and a bit weird.