Bert Raccoon

I''m not going to comment on whether Dry January is a good thing or a bad thing but I'd bet at least 50% will miss the point and post about how shit faced they get on the first of February

Aye don't think Greatest Scots has been done. I'll be gutted if Francis Begbie is null and void though tbh

I've just finished watching my way through Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul and it's the first time I've watched the full series of both back to back and I'd have to agree. I'm first watch I found Better Call Saul hard to get into and a bit slow paced over the first couple of seasons but watching again I appreciate the first few seasons much more. I feel Better Call Saul has better characters as a whole and a better story arc but both are fantastic pieces of television. Sopranos was my number one pick and a worthy winner. Never watched anything that has me gripped every single time I watch it through

Mentioning The Coors unlocked a random memory of the time I attended and American Football game in 1997 over in Dublin and The Coors played at halftime https://www.irishstar.com/sport/other-sports/day-nfl-came-ireland-coors-30682148.amp

I'm looking for something petty to complain about and get my baldy mug in the papers Oh you do? How wonderful

A top 20 finish. A proud moment for Mr Raccoon

Talking about people missing trains etc... reminded me of a time where I was in a train from Glasgow Central to Hamilton. Train stops at Dalmarnock and the driver makes an announcement that the train wouldn't be going any further due to a fault so asked everyone to get off and wait for the next one which would be along shortly. Everyone disembarks including a family of five including what I assume to be a husband, wife, two kids and the dad's elderly mother. Problem is the old dear wasn't too quick and rather than actually get stuck on the abandoned train, she was half on half off. Now I'm sure the doors have a safety mechanism so people don't get stuck when the doors are closing. This one clearly didn't work as the elderly lady somehow managed to get her head stuck between the two doors closing. Cue a lot of panic from the family thinking dear old grandma would be getting carted away woth her face hanging between two train doors. Thankfully they noticed and opened all the doors and the old dear got out. Obviously a short yet horrible experience for all involved but the sight of this panicked old lady with her head stuck between two train doors will never not make me laugh thinking about it

1.) The Man Don't Give A f**k - Super Furry Animals 2.) Oasis - Fuckin In The Bushes 3.) Eels - It's A Motherfucker 4.) 2 Pac - Hit Em Up 5.) Kunt And The Gang - For A Million Pounds

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She bought me a can of Strawberry and Lime the other day. Dark Fruits for the lady.

Glad you went down this route

You'd be fucked when she ran the blacklight over your bed anyway

When you go for a pish and someone has a loud and seemingly uncomfortable shite in one of the cubicles

Someone missing a bus/train then doing that wee run thing and pretending they never wanted to catch it in the first place

Her feet look like a pair of bollocks

That's some amount of frozen Greggs sausage rolls

Eddie thoroughly deserved that

MJF is some boi. Probably the best in the business at the moment

He's been dead for six years so unless the big coffin stayed open I'd find this highly unlikely

All the gas hobs left on and make it look like an accident when she goes to spark up her first Lambert & Butler of the day would be my guess

Scandalous they deemed these gentleman's magazines to be smut and put on the top shelf

You've finally killed her haven't you?

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