Bert Raccoon

In this day and age it's narrow minded to assume that football grounds will only do your regular gristley meat pies and scalding Bovril. I've had Kebab Meat Pies, Chicken Chasni Pies and even some of the Steak Pies have been excellent. You get some decent scran at the football now

First series is great, just started the second series and after the first episode seems promising. One thing I would say is the whole thing feels a bit more like Rebus or the Logan McRae books. Not usually what you'd expect from Irvine Welsh but he's did well

Two rolls with corned beef and beetroot

Far too many to list

I managed to get three months of sick lines from my GP when I broke my heel and at no point was it suggested I'd be required to actually see the doctor, just call and say I needed another line and pick it up. As I was on full pay it seemed the right thing to do to make sure I was fully recuperated.

That time of the week again..... Orange & Lemon Dragon Soop

I like Tipping Point. Sometimes I like to go down the arcade and shout trivia questions at folk playing the 2p machine

Wee police guy looked like Ned Flanders

Had a tin of Asda Chunky Beef soup. Was actually quite delicious

Probably been mentioned before but of a couple has been having sex off camera, to show they've been having sex they'll come down stairs still getting dressed rather than getting dressed in the bedroom like normal people.

Tesco Meal Deal Tuna Mayo Sub Can of Sgar Free Red Bull White Chocolate Twix (I'm watching my weight)

Underrated, the humble potato waffle. The Mrs forgot to get rolls a few weeks ago for breakfast so improvised woth some sort of potato waffle and bacon tower, outstanding scran. While we're on potato products, Potato Croquettes are also hugely underrated and always are skipped over when the chat comes round to potato based products. Overrated would be any of these chicken restaurants frequented by young men in joggy bottoms

Not since they did away with the Galaxy Truffles GBNF

Lee Evans Sweaty p***k

Better than an eclair tbh

Horrible situation mate and hope you're OK. No specialist in this subject but if you need to vent or whatever don't hesitate to drop me a message.

The correct answer for best fictional Scottish person is "Juice" Terry Lawson

If Jim Taggart didn't make top ten I'd probably lose my shit I'll not lie

Another I was quite certain was already dead

Top 100 Fictional Scots would be far more interesting tbh. Both worth a shot

Correct

I'm not sure if this is a local term but someone getting "skegged".