Miguel Sanchez

If Luke Shaw is six foot one then he must weigh about twenty stone.

Did you google "famous people who were nonces"?

I played Horizon Zero Dawn during a Covid lockdown period and after a few days when I went outside and was walking past cars I was looking at their various body panels deciding which bit to target with the bow and arrow I wasn't carrying. See also: Tetris effect - Wikipedia

It appears I can add Thistle to the list of clubs I've been mistaken for a fan of. Also yes. If you're signing him, you're going down.

The Youth is now actually Gen Z or, much more hilariously, zoomers.

Lots to unpack here.

I'll replace Burrows for 30k and any decisions I have to make I'll consult with this thread first.

Andrew Tate: How schools are tackling his influence - BBC News Is this the point where it's confirmed I'm an old man? I can't imagine this sort of thing being popular in school. I can't understand what it'd be like with everyone on their phone all day.

The screenshots were from twitter.

Time for a thread cleanse

I'm glad I'll be dead before 2100 comes, there's no way I'd get used to the year looking like that.

A truly spectacular bottle job from Day. 5-3 up, 5-5, need snookers, gets a snooker and a free ball... and misses the brown into the middle. Donkey. That final frame did include one of the most annoying things I see on a snooker table - a player potting the frame ball, then not potting the next one. It's the final frame and you're 5 points past the winning margin. Pot the next fucking ball and end the frame instead of wasting everyone's time for another ten minutes.

Dairy Milk Look at how earnest and heartfelt the people who eat our chocolate are.

A wee wee cup of tea and a somewhat outdated term for a Chinese takeaway (yelled out for emphasis, no less)

Last year, the Volkswagen Group announced that both its Porsche and Audi brands were planning to enter F1. Audi's entry is well under way at Sauber. But while Porsche's attempts to link up as engine partner with Red Bull eventually collapsed, its interest is not dead, and it is still exploring ways it could enter F1. The other big name in the picture is Ford - GM's biggest rival in America. Senior sources say it is in talks with Red Bull with a view to a partnership similar to Porsche's original plan, and could later expand into its own team entry. With Porsche and Ford in the picture, the Andretti bid is less attractive to some than it might appear at first sight. There is also a project known as Panthera Team Asia, which says it is ready to enter the expressions of interest process, but is likely to be some way down the wanted list. - "Panthera Team Asia" sounds very legitimate.

92k over three donations from the Public and Commercial Services Union.

Hades

Absolutely spectacular pictures from the fives. I don't even know what to say.

After sitting singing this trying to think what I (we) used to sing I've remembered and I don't want to because it's racist. Although it was I need a weewee rather than want, I remember that.

I don't know who this gimp is but I've only seen him posted on here over the past few weeks. Why are these obvious attention seekers given any acknowledgement by people who aren't going to be taken in by him?

https://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php?/topic/258323-top-5-cs-from-bbc-news-programmes/#comments

She appeared to know she was a client journalist for Johnson, Mason's floppiness seems earnest.

Everyone on the BBC qualifies for this thread. Their ability to have utter arseholes doing political coverage is remarkable.

If you all just reported the extremely obvious trolls then they'd go away quicker.