Miguel Sanchez

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Did Joe Hart take his weans on to the pitch with him?

Authorised firework display this, is it?

There's no such thing as grunge.

"Neil, why are the Rangers support singing about killing catholics?"

Used to be. I'm sure @The Master will probably correct me but the past few years haven't had it, either because it's been diddies or I suppose because of covid problems limiting how much they could actually do.

It's not a cup final if Craig Paterson isn't on commentary saying the diddy team will want to keep it tight for the first twenty minutes and try to nick something from a set piece.

I remember when Chick Young retired. Eight years ago.

Leanne wearing a hoodie on the telly on cup final day. Maybe Joey Barton's on to something.

Twin Atlantic! Just when you thought things couldn't get any more nauseating.

I say "repelled", they didn't actually physically break stride at any point. A bit like Moe walking across the stage at the bachelor auction.

A good hundred or more of them marched past the Celtic pub on my street last night and were repelled by a van and about three polis.

I wrote the word "no" in every box in the last council election. I started to feel quite self-conscious because there were about fifteen of them.

You can't rename Saint Mirren after a dump - or after another word beginning with m which refers to female genitals - because the site is owned by a Saint Mirren fan who has a similar perspective.

Frightened Rabbit Barras 2016

I've always assumed those flags with the writing on them you see at England games were owned by total no righters, but it's nice to have things confirmed.

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Missing a penalty is probably more impressive than a goal from the halfway line.

Goals from the halfway line aren't that impressive. Any professional footballer should be able to score into what's almost certainly an empty net.

I'm going to be embarrassingly short on detail here but there was a period in the 90s when international hockey teams gave their numbers out purely by position. In terms of the whole team. Meaning a goalie would wear #1 but then the next goalie on the list...

Not to worry, we have a man on the inside. @Ad Lib fix this

And the first reply is from Dan Wootton. From bad to worse.