Miguel Sanchez

Going to a pub is not equivalent to going to a different continent.

You can add me to the list of people no longer voting SNP if this becomes a thing.

I came home from primary school and was annoyed the cartoons weren't on.

Grimbo did bring us this

I'm pretty sure he's worth a few quid.

One of the good ones is leaving mine in a few weeks. Shiter.

Must've been after my time then. What a regional event that must have been.

Celebrity series starting right now. I've just discovered Kerry Katona is in this. If she lasts the first episode I'll be very surprised.

I've seen worse at T in the Park tbh

Gordon posted earlier in the year or late last year about something happening in his life that made him extremely angry. He seems to have carried that on to the point where I was genuinely uncomfortable reading some of the things he put in his posts. Hopefully this does him some good.

George with a trophy. What a time to be alive.

Extended mix of Old MacDonald imo

Remember, his team won today.

I have green bins and blue bins. Nobody uses the blue bins properly and they never get picked up. The green ones get picked up whenever the bin men feel like it, which actually doesn't always include when they actually come round.

Week 35 update One death this week, former Rolling Stone, Charlie Watts: Charlie Watts obituary | Charlie Watts | The Guardian I also enjoyed reading these accounts from Stewart Copeland (the Police) and Max Weinberg (the E Street Band) about how influential Watts was: ‘Not just a drummer – a genre’: Stewart Copeland and Max Weinberg on Charlie Watts | Charlie Watts | The Guardian I'm not going to post a video of his drumming because pretty much everyone in the world knows who the Rolling Stones are. Watts died at 80, so he's worth 45 Base Points. He was a Solo Shot for @ThomCat for an extra 50 and a total of 95 points. As a result, the standings look like this: 1. Ned Nederlander 627 2. Savage Henry 344 3. Fuctifano 334 4. Ludo*1 255 5. Lofarl 243 6. Bishop Briggs 241 7. choirbairn 240 8. Indale Winton 202 9. psv_killie 197 10. JustOneCornetto 189 11. expatowner1 173 12. buddiepaul 172 13. doulikefish 163 14. chompmyroot 158 15. pub car king 152 16. ICTJohnboy 150 17. senorsoupe, stanton 149 19. The DA 146 20. Arch Stanton 141 21. sparky88 135 22. lolls, Mark Connolly 120 24. HI HAT 116 25. Arbroatlegend36-0 113 26. peasy23, sleazy 112 28. thistledo 108 29. Amandajoan 103 30. Bold Rover, D.V.T. 102 32. dee_62 101 33. ThomCat 95 34. Willie adie 94 35. Bert Raccoon 93 36. amnarab 91 37. Lex, The Hologram 89 39. Cardinal Richelieu, jimbaxters 86 41. 101, Billy Jean King, nessies long lost ghost 84 44. weirdcal 83 45. cdisaaccie, lichtgilphead, The_Craig 81 48. Raidernation 77 49. Karpaty Lviv, qos_75 76 51. gkneil 69 52. Sweaty Morph 68 53. CountyFan 67 54. LoonsYouthTeam 62 55. El Guapo, theportman, TxRover 55 58. Busta Nut, cambozpar, djchapsticks, Duszek, Empty It, Salvo Montalbano, weejack 52 65. Bulbasaur, coprolite 51 67. BillyAnchor 39 68. Aim Here, Curmudgeon 32 72. Arabdownunder, Blootoon87, Eednud, Enigma, gingette, GTG_03, Melanius Mullarkey, microdave, mozam76, paulathame, Perkin Flump, Sergeant Wilson, Sherrif John Bunnell, Shotgun, Speckled Tangerine, The Master, The Naitch, thisal 26 88. Everyone else 0 The spreadsheet has also been updated with these scores: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-OTo44wF_W7A4Q0NFnd1sX3qEDdxTLDobvjhhSgnzkg/edit?usp=sharing

The Arse

What the f**k did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

National life tables – life expectancy in the UK - Office for National Statistics (ons.gov.uk) Stop trying so hard.

Bill Leckie had one of those columns in the Sun this week. Imagine that world salad from Neil but with the impressive lack of wit or intelligence only found in people who write about Scottish football for a living. Toe curling.

I for one am stunned that a man named "Pen Farthing" is an arsehole.

The Barclays equivalent of Spinal Tap's Smell the Glove album.

None, sorry