Ned Nederlander

My notifications are nearly all spam these days - add to that the occasional erroneous swich to the 'for you' clusterf'ck feed and twitter realky has turned to utter dugshit.

I preferred it when you started your own wipers after using screenwash.

Anthony Stokes trending on Twitter Suggestions that it's a false rumour and hopefully so Worth reminding folk to talk to someone, anyone, just share it - P&Bs demographic aint the best at admitting they need help.

Do those graphs take into account 'Right to buy' council house prices? My parents paid about £7k for their council house back in the 80s - it's worth about £200k now.

Yip - my daughter is in a better place financially than I was at her age - I already had a house, she's living with us. Mind you, although we didn't get one, back then you could get a 100% mortgage - so it was actually too easy to get a house.

'Last day', 'loved working here' emails!! Just fucking go.

I saw him point to the spot but I couldn't convince anyone in our group that he'd given a penalty - even when the protests had settled and Miller was getting ready to take it I was still getting told it hadn't been given. Mind you it took us about 15 minutes to realise Morrison hadn't come on at half time ... and in a special mention to the view shout out to the seated Falkirk fans who celebrated a 'goal' about 5 minutes from the end

Never a penalty:

He's brought them all on lol

Mackie was a change too far - Alfie as good as a man down. Hopefully big changes at half time.

I read this expecting to see comments from folk similarly worried about us f'cking around out there but it turned out to be full of monobrows nursing wee semis:

Couldn't see this posted already - apologies if it has: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/67939193

I think that's my 4th first blood in a row!? (Perhaps @Aim Here can confirm)

Aye: How Derek Draper fought long Covid for years after he caught it age 52 and was left in a coma and battling sepsis | Daily Mail Online #SeriousBusiness

I notice Draper's Wiki page and the Mirror state that he passed on the 3rd Kate Garraway's devastating 12 hour flight after Derek Draper suffered heart attack in Mexico - Mirror Online

@Aim Here brings a great deal to these threads - a very worthy win Amazed but delighted to have somehow stumbled into a top 10 placing myself. Thanks again @Miguel Sanchez

Folk who set the blower to Windscreen Demist when they actually want to heat the inside of the car

Bloke at work complaining about having to use his car for a visit to the Mother-in-Laws and his wife not sending him the petrol money

Costs more to means test prescriptions than having them free at point of delivery apparently.

I don't know our exact record, it's undoubtedly poor but I suspect it's no bad for a right diddy club, but the thread gives me a chance to mention that I've seen Falkirk beat Celtic at 5 (five) different grounds

This might've been posted already but I really can't be arsed looking, You're invited to work out which club he's referring to. (As an aside, and it's not unusual for these f'cktards, the flag's upside down)

I started reading back this thread from the beginning - I knew she'd always been a c'nt but I genuinely didn't know the half of it And I'm only up to about page 10

So aye - 'apparently' Michelle Mone & Dougie Barrowman don't have a joint account Just an offshore trust with at least £29m in it.