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That was a joke? Cool.

They wouldn’t have to beat anyone else. EK and Clyde would be enough.

Just as well he quoted a post talking about surnames then.

“Stubbornly non-digital” is an interesting self-categorisation for someone who has racked up thousands of posts on an online football forum.

I wasn’t sure about Morton as I missed that game, so you may very well be right.

180+ mins now. He played there at Arbroath as well.

I’m sure I saw him getting knocked back from Gayfield on Saturday for being too pished. Which means I think the bold jagfox is absolutely fine.

Wait, so Raith dropping points equates to United “gaining” them? Apologies then, it’s not wrong. It’s just an utterly batshit way to look at things.

Not only is it unnecessarily complicated, but it’s also wrong.

Feels like a reasonable chance of this happening. Another 3/3 came against Alloa in 19/20 (all the same score as well), and were actually due to play them for the 4th time right before lockdown happened. I don’t think a 4th 1-1 would have surprised anyone if that game did go ahead. And an example of ‘nearly but not quite answering the question’ is that we drew 5 times in a row with Falkirk across 18/19 and 20/21.

That’s a howler of a miss.

Agreed. A very good find from the lower reaches of the 6th tier. To echo what others have said, trips to Arbroath next season (and possibly beyond) will be missed. But these things are cyclical; Arbroath have been the best part time team in Scottish football for close to a decade - including owning us for a good few years - but that was always going to end at some point. Not convinced McIntyre is the guy to get you back up, but I’d guess he’ll be given the summer window to put his own team together regardless. A decent if unspectacular performance from us today. Definitely could have played better, but we were never really in danger and it was nice to finally keep a clean sheet.

I’d guess that some (if not all) of these players will have relegation release clauses as well where they’ll be given the option to walk away for free should you get relegated. I just can’t see Caley going down, though. The quality of the playoff teams in L1 looks as low as I can remember, and it’s not as if you lot are some terrible team at this level either. At worst ICT are marginally weaker than about 5 or 6 other sides in the division - but should still have more than enough to stay up should it come down to playoffs.

As an aisde, @Arab_R_us as a username doesn't even make sense.

Constantly saying that people who don’t like the same thing as you must like pro-wrestling and have beards is a really weird take, btw.

There might never have been a more appropriate use of the phrase "practice what you preach" than right now.

If 5m was required between the pitch and the advertising boards/stands, then Tynecastle wouldn’t be allowed to host football matches.

I remember that thread being shared over here when it was first created. Seemed a good laugh at the time, a kind of one-off thing to vent about a league rival club that you don't particularly like. Ok, nice one. But the fact it's still going nearly 2 years later, with regular bumps to laugh at Thistle every time we drop points, really is something. Forever in our shadow.

At a guess, I’d say there are a limited number of advertising hoardings available to use. So there might not have had enough to set up a blockade on both sides.

Yes. Quite obviously.

Looking forward to hearing from P&B’s resident expert on bottling@purplemonkeydishwasher about todays events and how they’ve impacted on our “almost” bottle job.

All this means is that we're going to lose 1-0 to a goal from a Lewis Strapp throw-in.

Believe it or not based on his appearances this season, but Mackenzie is a CM naturally. It feels like he’s played in just about every position apart from there, but regardless that’s where he’s most comfortable.

Mike Williams cut, as expected. Khalil Mack restructures his contract so he’ll be staying. Bosa and KA still tbc. Chargers are now cap compliant, but if they want to make any more moves they’ll probably need to free up some more cash.

A team who can't score goals vs a team who can't stop conceding goals. Fun.