NotThePars

The Internet's ruined us.

Still worth seeking support, mate. Even a place to talk about your worries and to take advice on a range of things such as your money woes and your appearance. That said if you're self conscious about your appearance then just mind that your burd definitely thinks you're something.

Don't feel like the shite that's getting you down doesn't count just cause other folk might be dealing with objectively worse things. If it's bothering you then it's worth looking at. That thought held me and still holds me back.

I'm torn between applying back to uni in November but having to go through the process of applying and being interviewed so soon is overwhelming me but I don't think I can wait until 2016 to start the next part of my life and this thought process only ever occurs late into the night when I'm trying to sleep. Great.

Aye I wouldn't mind paying for it either. A tenner a month for that and spotify would mean I'd have access to pretty much every mix and album I'm interested in listening to.

Can see Gunther's tacky Ode to POF appearing when you first sign up.

Just bought tickets for Joy Orbison, Boddika, Levon Vincent, Theo Kottis and others at Nightvision Edinburgh and DJ EZ at Liquid Rooms. That alongside the Bugged Out WHP means November is gonna be intense. As well as that I've got tickets for Erol in Dundee and Glasgow. The only thing I'm gutted about is missing the initial releases of tickets for Seth Troxler and Roman Fluegl at the Art School on Halloween and they're now going for 27+ quid.

He sings all his own tracks which makes it that much better. HudMo and Sophie's Boiler Room's have went up in the past week and both are really good, if weird as f**k.

"BeingACE" sounds like something those groups of weirdos who go into schools and lecture pupils on the dangers of smoking would say.

DonnieDarko just been ditched or something I take it?

Daniel Avery in Subby and Sneaky's was something else. Only downside is between him and the East End Social I might be too broke to go see Nina Kraviz or AME this month.

CLASSIC Tryfield.

A group of us (8-10) are planning on going for a meal together on Saturday afternoon in Edinburgh. Any recommendations out with the usual places (Nando's etc)? Already suggested KFC but was told to f**k off.

Of course it is but just because some anti-semitic dickheads are wading in doesn't detract from the very legitimate criticisms the majority are pointing out.

The correct response is Anne Hathaway. I mean I look at her and I dislike her but I can't really figure out why that is. There's even a decent Vice article about it. http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/what-do-hate-groups-think-of-anne-hathaway

No you wouldn't. Stop trying to spoil his fun.

"BY GOD HE MUST HAVE BROKEN HIM IN HALF"

Are you the rubbish replacement for Supras or something?

Gotta feel for all the #sadlads like 8mile spending their days seething at their effortless superiors.

Todd Terje on the Saturday night will be brilliant.

Mind laughing at all the losers who didn't have a girlfriend and ergo had about a tenth of your 'luvs' on Bebo? Getting nostalgic for it.

If you decide to head to Rooms, make your first time at Contour. It's by far the best run and most rammed of the student based nights and it doesn't cost a ton to get in.

Can't mind the music tbh which is probably down to the aforementioned Bucky on tap.

Other one's Dusk, yeah? That's the one I went to I'm sure and I remember it for having Bucky on tap.

Rooms if you love electronic music, art students and pills. Fatties if you want to get arrested for shagging a minor. Liquid if you're in Club Dece. Envy if you're hoaching with cash and Skint on Tuesdays if you're terrified at the possibility of having a genuinely good night out. Really simple tbh. Edit: Oh and Underground if you pound the gym regularly but don't have any sunglasses to cope with the glare in Liquid.