Coventry Saint

I predict a Falkirk-esque meltdown.

This certainly feels like Jack's 'Do you trust me?' moment...

That's the stupidest thing I've read since I put Twatathon on ignore.

This is a huge bugbear of mine... It's unwritten journalism law that they have to use 'ten-man' as an adjective when referring to a team that's had a man sent off, regardless of when the red card came. The fact is, we dispatched 11-man Falkirk, and then they had a man sent off. It does my tits in. Anyway... carry on. Edit: it was from the Evening Times, by the way... http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/sport/15457138.Jack_Ross_revels_in_feelgood_factor_as_St_Mirrens_race_out_the__Championship_blocks_with_win_over_title_chasing_Falkirk/

Dunno, I'm getting more of a Du than a Do... (Pasted at roughly the correct timecode).

* stolen Greenock and grammar, eh?

Yeah I think you need six DUs (And then just the one 'Super Stelios', which is good, because there really is only one.)

Magnificent quotes from Stelios in the Record today: That bit in bold. Go on, Stelios son. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/st-mirren-star-stelios-heralds-10943863#ICID=sharebar_twitter

Ok, you think you're making sense; I don't. I'm happy to leave it there. You had five shots on target to our four, so it seems both keepers were (almost) equally busy, the only difference is ours did his job.

I wasn't looking shocked, just confused. A keeper who conceded three goals only had one save to make in the match?

I'm not actually being serious. I'd hoped that would be clear. I described Carswell as 'magic', ffs.

Yeah, he's amazing

Reilly's cross yesterday was reminiscent of Stickroth's against Celtic. Obviously not as magnificent, but still fantastic.

Doesn't shed any light on the red card though, sadly. I will say the linesman flagged straight away for it.

It's horrible when a magic player slips through your fingers, isn't it? We had the same thing with Stuart Carswell.

I'm just pleased you guys didn't try to sign him. Four goals in five games now; two assists yesterday as well. Goal machine. Gav

I think our biggest issue between now and the end of the transfer window is fending off any big-money offers for Super Gavin Reilly. He's basically an unstoppable goal and assist machine.

We'll wire the money directly to their creditors.

I tell you something, we have GOT to get Morgan on a longer deal. I'd settle for not bringing in another striker if Morgan extended.

Yeah, probably.

^^^ Seething as f**k. Horrendous post, that.

Bunch of fucking hammer throwers this lot.

Naw, it's brilliant.

Yeah? Well, you think Dunfermline are a bigger, sexier club than Falkirk with a better fanbase. This is fun. Do another one!