Coventry Saint

Everyone knows this story, but Steven Thompson threw a corner flag like a spear at John McGinn and it pierced his thigh. "Why did you do that, Steven?"

Ruptured testicle.

Mulgrew is a twat: fact Mulgrew is now on coaching staff: fact. Goodwin doesn't get on with players like Mulgrew: fact. The rest is guesswork but it'll be fun watching it unfold.

Fascinating seeing how his first three matches pan out. Dons at home speaks for itself, and they host us in match 3, but with a trip to Livi in between. Always felt like Martindale absolutely had the measure of Goodwin (though he outsmarts a lot of managers, to be fair.) I posted on the other thread, but the Charlie Mulgrew thing will also be a great watch. Just look at how Jim has handled Considine, Scott Brown and Stephen McGinn. He's clearly trying to bring Mulgrew into the fold but imagine if that doesn't pan out? I hope we absolutely pump them, obviously. Imagine beating a Goodwin team three times in the same season that we finally beat a Jack Ross team?

Yeah, United uploaded footage of Goodwin to highlight systematic failures

Which is fine, but about a couple months after that article, DUFC uploaded footage of an incident involving Goodwin to Youtube with the sole aim of getting him banned, making massive hypocrites of themselves. He deserved the ban, btw, but you either hate isolated use of video evidence or you don't. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/st-mirren-hit-out-dundee-2974442

Absolutely zero chance the relationship with Charlie Mulgrew is going to pan out. Zero.

The only socially acceptable outcome here is for Dons to cruise to a 3-0 lead and the whole ground to start singing 'you're getting sacked in the morning'. Just make it happen guys.

Think you've got events a bit confused there mate. Dundee United FC does not approve of trial by video and would never use video evidence to grass on another player. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/dundee-united-chairman-stephen-thomson-2259635

Weird use of the singular there.

Yeah, was scrolling through to post that very paragraph. Fucking hell, I've worked in PR for over two decades and I'd never have the stones to spin stats like that.

Inclined to agree. Like a lot of the worst c***s on the field - Goodwin, Craig Bellamy, even Lasley used to piss me off - he seems ok in real life. Watched the English LC final earlier. Casemiro would be first name on my team sheet from the whole EPL. Absolute warrior and he has transformed that team. Every team needs a narky b*****d in the middle.

Telt ye.

Our flagrant cheating at throw-ins will get us over the line IMO.

Foul throw

We've all benefited from a lucky bounce off our standing leg before.

Giving away fans all four stands now. Classic.

You're a fucking clown.

Fortunately they've stopped using overhit passes to decide the outcome of games.

Jesus Away and double-check your timeline of events there son.

I'd assumed that was clear given that OF stadium arrangements were exactly what we were talking about, but there ya go.

You picked three seasons because you give them three stands.

Ooooh, someone's lashing out because their club is getting absolutely ridden by the Old Firm at the moment.

The ball might not leave the centre circle.