Estragon

Wow, that's....eh...that's quite a clamping tbf.

It's all your statement deserves tbh. The hypothesised cancer link is the most remote and ludicrously overblown of all the clichéd accusations that surround artificial surfaces. Bonus points for the "think of the children" inclusion. Risks are completely negligible when compared to heading the ball, or in fact with making your way to the ground, but obviously that doesn't tend to gain the same traction.

Don't try and deflect from your error Romeo.

Helen Lovejoy. Your terrorist sympathies are one thing, but stop getting the Simpsons wrong into the bargain FFS. On a side topic, it's nice when one half of the OF utterly embarrass themselves - as it's one of the few times that both halves actually join together in a semblance of community. Maybe when one of their opposite number's wee toerags eventually kills himself at a game the other half will tweet a picture of him or something.

Week 2 - Falkirk

Too many Juventus tops probably.

Woeful. Woeful effort.

Aye you go on ahead, nobody will give a f**k in there either.

In how many threads are you going to mention this in a vain attempt to garner traction? Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen...

Wonderful

^^^ Doesn't understand it was an extension of their analogy.

f**k up you Helen Lovejoy grasswanker.

Stop acting like other clubs not voting for strict liability is a defence of you and your pals acting like c***s all over the country on a fortnightly basis. You win trophies all the time - but you're forever lumped in with the utter dregs of the underclass. That's the trade off you've made by being an OF supporter. Please make your peace with it. Re fitbaw - reports of our demise have been greatly exaggerated. Couple of signings and we'll be fine. Viva Angelo.

What a bizarre comparison. One could say that said shooting pales in significance to the holocaust, but I wouldn't - because I'm not a total weirdo.

After being the whipping boys of these boards for two and a half weeks it's a pleasure to hand the baton over to our meh-tes. Recency's a powerful thing. Hopefully it's not just a 24 hour hiatus.

Basil Fawlty, Waldorf Salad.

While I certainly didn't join in when he was being roundly dismissed on here - I haven't seen enough of the guy to judge, and don't have Sky Sports/BT - I'm really reticent to allow the transfer fees paid by £nglish Premier clubs to dictate my opinion of a player's quality. Those wankers will pay for anything.... ...except Scottish based players obviously...

Looks more like the failed manager who was sacked at RP, had to get the train up the road, and has held it against us ever since.

In the background is David Robertson and....?

Yes, but of poorer quality and the same age. I liked the signing of Delph from a squad perspective - although obviously I'd expect him to see more game time than he did at Manchester City - but as a replacement for Gueye I think it dilutes the quality of the midfield.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49149867 Gueye to PSG confirmed. Disappointing. That position is now an absolute priority.

Kilmarnock 1-0 Rangers, all concerns to be revealed as pointless hyperbole - then I'm off to see Hot Chip and have #victorymonday off. Now if you don't mind, I'm just going to sit in a corner, shut my eyes tightly, cross my fingers, and keep repeating that statement for the next few days.

Delete this immediately.

Week 1 - Celtic